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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 13-09-2009 12:06 PM (14 years ago)  (m) If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss h
er often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable......
| Posted: at 13-09-2009 12:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 13-09-2009 12:27 PM (14 years ago) (m) aha, this is what im talking about. good joke (although true sha) keep it up 
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 13-09-2009 12:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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@asaph hmmmmmmmmmmm dont let them catch u ooooooooooooooooooooo
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 13-09-2009 06:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "neosha") neosha at 14-09-2009 01:18 AM (14 years ago) (f) oooooh | Posted: at 14-09-2009 01:18 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 14-09-2009 11:46 AM (14 years ago) (m) A big yes | Posted: at 14-09-2009 11:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Brightg") Brightg at 14-09-2009 11:59 AM (14 years ago) (m) lol. | Posted: at 14-09-2009 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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soja man, no let our babes dem see this your post ooo... | Posted: at 14-09-2009 12:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "olame4") olame4 at 14-09-2009 12:52 PM (14 years ago) (m) woman wahala nice jokes | Posted: at 14-09-2009 12:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 14-09-2009 02:54 PM (14 years ago) (m) yes
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 14-09-2009 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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hmmmmmmmm what do ave 2day....
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 14-09-2009 02:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 14-09-2009 03:03 PM (14 years ago) (m) guy wetin dey happen nah? abeg mail ur no give me
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 14-09-2009 03:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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ok.... is there any thing for me.....
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 14-09-2009 03:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 14-09-2009 06:10 PM (14 years ago) (m) a big slap for u
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 14-09-2009 06:10 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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den i no mail am again
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 14-09-2009 06:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 14-09-2009 06:18 PM (14 years ago) (m) u don dey crase ooooh wetin u dey mail
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 14-09-2009 06:18 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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ur craze pass my own
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 14-09-2009 06:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 14-09-2009 06:27 PM (14 years ago) (m) u haven't answered my question
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 14-09-2009 06:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 15-09-2009 11:55 AM (14 years ago) (f) thats y she is called WOMAN | Posted: at 15-09-2009 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 15-09-2009 12:08 PM (14 years ago) (m) thats y she is called WOMAN
No. just xtics | Posted: at 15-09-2009 12:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 15-09-2009 12:09 PM (14 years ago) (f) characteristics??or what is xtics>? | Posted: at 15-09-2009 12:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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