Drinking Again

Date: 18-09-2009 8:46 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
[1] 2
- at 18-09-2009 08:46 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.

When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.
This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, “SO YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!”

Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, “What makes you say that?”

“The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again.”

Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- favourtee at 18-09-2009 08:47 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
fotocopy..posted million times
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 08:50 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: favourtee on 18-09-2009 08:47 PM
fotocopy..posted million times

@ Favour, Ok, o! but I haven't even seen it once. Undecided
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- favourtee at 18-09-2009 08:55 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
ohhhhh!nice one
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
whatever!!! thanks for leaving a comment.
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- favourtee at 18-09-2009 08:57 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
ahah , na fight?lol
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 08:59 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
lol
lol
lol
no fight
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- favourtee at 18-09-2009 09:02 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
smiling now.ahahah
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- just2sexy at 18-09-2009 09:12 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Old joke
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- coolguys235 at 18-09-2009 09:17 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
remodel jokky
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- favourtee at 18-09-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
but u read it still
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- coolguys235 at 18-09-2009 09:51 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
u think so
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Sillyjokker at 19-09-2009 06:14 AM (15 years ago)
(f)
LOL...
Posted: at 19-09-2009 06:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- coolguys235 at 19-09-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
ok
Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Sillyjokker at 10-10-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 10-10-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- federico at 10-10-2009 04:12 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
she try
Posted: at 10-10-2009 04:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- favourtee at 10-10-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
yes thanks
Posted: at 10-10-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- xter at 11-10-2009 02:05 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
she no try at all..........what kinda stupid try is dat to copycat all the time
Posted: at 11-10-2009 02:05 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- elusakin at 11-10-2009 05:03 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
Now I see how you guys get your Addict status. You just can't stop posting stupid comments.
Posted: at 11-10-2009 05:03 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- asaph at 11-10-2009 07:33 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
i just want to be the last to comment on this topic
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
[1] 2
ReplyFollow

Login To Post Reply

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP

  1. ‘You Are Wrong’ – Solomon Buchi, Falz Disagree Over Fornication Remark

  2. Moment Keke Napep Kills Masquerade During Festival In Anambra

  3. "I Don’t Have A Home, My Child Is Missing" – Veteran Actress Jumoke George Cries For Help

  4. BREAKING: EFCC Arrests Fred Ajudua In Abuja Over $1.43 million Fraud

  5. Yobe Tricycle Riders Lands In Police Net For Alleged Rape Of Minor, Theft

  6. "I Won’t Be Distracted From Doing What’s Right" - President Tinubu

  7. Four Remanded In Rivers Over Kidnapping, Murder Allegations

  8. Popular Content Creator Lord Lamba Laments High Cost Of Dreadlock Maintenance In America

  9. VIDEO; VeryDarkman Shares Life Lessons After Davido Gifts $5K To Ghanaian TikToker

THIS WEEK

  1. “He Got Me Pregnant”: Nigerian Lady Accuses Popular Pastor Of Sexual Misconduct In Viral Video

  2. VIDEO: Man Caught While Waiting For a Minor he Had Solicited S£x From Online

  3. Lady Calls Out JAMB After Mysterious Overnight Change in Brother’s UTME Result

  4. Panic In Abuja As Pastor Shoots Two Immigration Officers After Being Mistaken Them For Robbers

  5. Arrest Tompolo Now! Nigerian Doctor Dares EFCC To Go After Niger Delta Militant Leader, Tompolo

  6. I'm Building PDP, Not Tearing it Apart - Wike Addresses The Press (Video)

  7. I'm No Longer Interested, My Spirit Has Left There - Fubara Speaks on Returning As Rivers Gov.

  8. "Why Was I Held Hostage?" — VeryDarkMan Blasts GTBank Over EFCC Arrest Ordeal (Video)

  9. Pregnant Woman Dies Mid-operation As Jehovah’s Witness Doctor Refuses Blood Transfusion

  10. Socialite, Pretty Mike Shows up to 2025 AMVCA Looking Like This... (Photos)

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 524
  • fineboy77 411
  • felicilin 220
  • bohlah 185
  • kacylee 121
Read More

Featured Discussions

Read More