Fashola Bans Handshakes And Hugs To Prevent The Spread Of Ebola Virus

In the wake of the 1st Tunde Fashola has taken drastic steps to ensure the virus is contained and flushed out of the state immediately.

In a statement released yesterday, the Governor officially banned handshakes, hugs and all forms of bodily contact that could ensure the spread of the virus.

In his statement he said: “We are all aware now of the presence of the deadly Ebola Virus in or midst, and how it is spread. It is my moral obligation as Governor of this great state to ensure it’s spread is brought to an immediate halt.

In this vein, henceforth, Handshakes and Hugs are banned in this state. If you must say hi to someone, WAVE from a distance. No more handshakes, hugging, grabbing, patting on the back and chopping of knuckle”

“If you want to greet, WAVE. If you want to congratulate someone, WAVE. If players score during matches played in Lagos and want to celebrate, they better WAVE at eachother.”

“Also all forms of body fluid exchange are banned. Sex is banned. Sweating in public close to someone else, especially on the bus, is banned. Urinating on the street close to where someone else has just urinated, is banned”

The Full statement is available on Nairaaland. reported case of the deadly Ebola Virus at Obalende, Lagos, Gov.

Posted: at 28-07-2014 07:09 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

O boy see gobe oo, and he know say lagos sabi chop knuckle die, abi ashawo no go hustle again? What if chelsea score.. She we no go celebrate again? Or man no go phyuk im wife or girlfriend again? What if police want to do this their unnecessary arrest shey na talk true them go dey use dey beat agboro enter cell? And moolue wey dey carry 5 people for one seat shey them go come dey carry 2 now so that body no go touch each other? Abi we go dey urinate go up? since we no fit know where person don urinate b4. or heat no go do person wey dey hustle in the sunny street of lagos? Abi okada no dey carry passenger again? What of idumota wey human traffic pass motorist own? Ha! This one pass be careful oo. Oga fashola.

Posted: at 28-07-2014 07:39 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

THIS EBOLA BE LIKE YORUBA NAME

Posted: at 28-07-2014 07:54 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming

o boy, you funny ohhhhh, no let the father of all chimpanzee hear this one......

Posted: at 28-07-2014 08:27 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming

You be like òde.

Posted: at 28-07-2014 08:42 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

make i no talk, make dem no block me again

Posted: at 28-07-2014 09:34 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie

 Sex is banned,una don hear am ooooooooooooooo

Posted: at 28-07-2014 10:47 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming

no bi me talk am,special government annocement

Posted: at 28-07-2014 10:50 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming

i dont think d liberian man gave anybody d disease...He was sent to quarantine were he died later straight frm d airport

Posted: at 28-07-2014 11:45 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na IDIOTS  and ILLITERATES IGBO people plenty for this naijapals... Ibo get sense but the ones wey dey here, na cow brain GOD give dem... awon werey

Posted: at 29-07-2014 12:33 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie