The Boss is Kidnapped

Date: 29-09-2009 11:14 am (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
- at 29-09-2009 11:14 AM (14 years ago)
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Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in   
                   loud discussions during office time.....                     
                                                                               
Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened 
              to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"               
                                                                               
                     "Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"                       
                                                                               
      They're asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to       
                  douse him with petrol and set him on fire.                   
                                                                               
           We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."             
                                                                               
         One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?           
                           
 
                                                   
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                               "About 1 litre."                                 
                                                       

Posted: at 29-09-2009 11:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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