a jumper for a chicken

Date: 30-09-2009 12:48 pm (12 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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Paddy was walking through a town one day when he say a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything". Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?" The salesperson said "Yes, everything".

Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said "OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?". The salesperson said "A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back". Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go, one jumper for a chicken"

"How much?" asked Paddy.

"Three quid." replied the salesperson.

"Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent." said Paddy. So away he went as happy as larry. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom.

He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the saleperson "Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - whats going on?"

The salesperson replied, "Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens, all we had was a pullover for a cock !!!!


14_Inches

Posted: at 30-09-2009 12:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- asaph at 30-09-2009 12:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Laughing
Posted: at 30-09-2009 12:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-09-2009 12:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Ahh u try

Posted: at 30-09-2009 12:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 30-09-2009 12:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 30-09-2009 12:55 PM
Ahh u try

You should not be suprised because I always do!!! My past record is there to  speak for itself!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 30-09-2009 12:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 30-09-2009 12:57 PM (12 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 30-09-2009 12:57 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 30-09-2009 06:06 PM (12 years ago)
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cool one

Posted: at 30-09-2009 06:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bashade09 at 1-10-2009 01:37 PM (12 years ago)
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try sha
Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:37 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 1-10-2009 01:39 PM (12 years ago)
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...

Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 01:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Yinka wetin be ur own

Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:43 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 1-10-2009 01:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Na your head be my own

Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bashade09 at 1-10-2009 01:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 30-09-2009 12:51 PM
Laughing
why laffing, wat is sooooooooooo funnnnnnnnny about dat
Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 1-10-2009 01:57 PM (12 years ago)
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make him laugh now shey na your mouth he dey use???

Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 02:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Yinka respect the general

Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bashade09 at 1-10-2009 02:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  1-10-2009 02:00 PM
Yinka respect the general
tanq u bro
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:06 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 1-10-2009 02:07 PM (12 years ago)
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@just2sexy abi wetin be ur name shey bashade009 na your general for here

OMA SEOOOOOO

Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 02:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Yinka im talking abt myself. Im the general

Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ade_tunji at 1-10-2009 02:49 PM (12 years ago)
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trying to smile
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:49 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 02:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Why?

Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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