Humans are funny... its just natural

Washington Post asked readers to take any word
from the dictionary... alter it by adding,
subtracting, or changing one
letter... and supply a new definition!
below are a list of winners:

1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,
which lasts until you realize it was your money
to start with.

2) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a
hillbilly.

3) Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself
for the purpose of getting laid.

4) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very
high.

5) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic
wit and the person who doesn't get it.

6) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you
are running late.

7) Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one
got extra credit)

9) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending
off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like
, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

10) Glibido: All talk and no action.

11) Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to
seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

And, the pick of the liter(ature):

12) Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an
A*#S.