Dearly Departed

Date: 08-10-2009 9:38 am (14 years ago) | Author: Segun
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- at 8-10-2009 09:38 AM (14 years ago)
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

Posted: at 8-10-2009 09:38 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- favourtee at 8-10-2009 06:44 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 8-10-2009 06:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 9-10-2009 12:50 AM (14 years ago)
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dat means the woman na real headace
Posted: at 9-10-2009 12:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 9-10-2009 12:55 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmm

Posted: at 9-10-2009 12:55 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 12:58 AM (14 years ago)
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A gud joke Grin nah coolguy

Posted: at 9-10-2009 12:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 12:59 AM (14 years ago)
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A gud joke Grin nah coolguy

Posted: at 9-10-2009 12:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-10-2009 01:00 AM (14 years ago)
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hey stop dat musa

Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:00 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 9-10-2009 01:08 AM (14 years ago)
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na him keyboard
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 9-10-2009 01:15 AM (14 years ago)
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i see

Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:15 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 01:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Kiss my black ass xter

Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-10-2009 01:29 AM (14 years ago)
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u dont even have an ass ....................dickless cattle

Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:29 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 01:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Whats ur stress? Why u dey beef me?

Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-10-2009 01:41 AM (14 years ago)
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i no beef u ooh i dey pork u nii

Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:41 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 01:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Then stop it.

Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-10-2009 01:49 AM (14 years ago)
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what if i dont

Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:49 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 9-10-2009 01:53 AM (14 years ago)
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guy stop it abeg
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 02:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Suit urself

Posted: at 9-10-2009 02:00 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-10-2009 06:55 AM (14 years ago)
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oga fed me i just dey play nii .......jsexy know say na play

Posted: at 9-10-2009 06:55 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 9-10-2009 01:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: elusakin on  8-10-2009 09:38 AM

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."


hahhahahahahaha...na wa oo

Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:34 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 01:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Nah real wah Grin

Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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