MACHINE......

Date: 11-07-2008 10:14 pm (15 years ago) | Author: abolo37
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- at 11-07-2008 10:14 PM (15 years ago)
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A MAN COMES HOME FROM WORK UNEXPECTEDLY.
WHEN HE ENTERS THE HOUSE HIS WIFE QUICKLY HIDES HER VIBRATOR BEHIND HER BACK.
THE WIFE:HOWCOME YOU'R HOME ALREADY DARLING?
THE MAN:I GOT DISCHARGED
THE WIFE:BUT WHY DARLING
THE MAN:A MACHINE DOES MY JOB NOW.

Posted: at 11-07-2008 10:14 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Vixenx at 15-07-2008 07:24 PM (15 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 15-07-2008 07:24 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- princeishere at 17-07-2008 12:43 PM (15 years ago)
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lmao
Posted: at 17-07-2008 12:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- leyeboy at 1-08-2008 05:01 PM (15 years ago)
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hi if u like dancing mail me or if u stunting
Posted: at 1-08-2008 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- nuel4dassy at 16-08-2008 07:42 PM (15 years ago)
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omo na waaaaa o! go wash your head because this one machine is oing your job, hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 16-08-2008 07:42 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- johnemesi at 21-08-2008 10:49 AM (15 years ago)
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so?
Posted: at 21-08-2008 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- zie85er at 26-08-2008 12:24 AM (15 years ago)
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so?Huh?Huh?? na today?
Posted: at 26-08-2008 12:24 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- kasafinal at 28-08-2008 10:49 AM (15 years ago)
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the man has to buckle his belt cos he is lackng a lot
Posted: at 28-08-2008 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- wilat at 28-08-2008 10:55 AM (15 years ago)
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loooooooooooooooooooooooool
Posted: at 28-08-2008 10:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 1-09-2008 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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damn...he gonna get discharged for the 2nd time on bed... Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 1-09-2008 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- khadijah at 2-09-2008 12:35 AM (15 years ago)
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maybe he could impress...
Posted: at 2-09-2008 12:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- williewillie at 2-09-2008 02:53 AM (15 years ago)
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na so una dey do am for our back...............
Posted: at 2-09-2008 02:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- zie85er at 3-09-2008 02:13 PM (15 years ago)
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d truest of all statements
Posted: at 3-09-2008 02:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 11-06-2009 06:12 PM (14 years ago)
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rubbish
Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 11-06-2009 06:18 PM (14 years ago)
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alam
Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Slicksilvers at 11-06-2009 06:30 PM (14 years ago)
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 Shocked me na vilage i dey go so where dey mo no any machine nor vibrator first i go uneducate my gel shikenan
Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:30 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Slicksilvers at 11-06-2009 06:37 PM (14 years ago)
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i go hala my granny for village say city (sun bachi)(dey don spoil) me she find one correct bush meat
Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 11-06-2009 06:39 PM (14 years ago)
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latin
Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- efe2004 at 12-06-2009 09:29 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 12-06-2009 09:29 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 12-06-2009 10:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 12-06-2009 10:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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