wedding Exam

Date: 08-10-2009 6:54 pm (14 years ago) | Author: abdel yunis
- at 8-10-2009 06:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Guys, be sincere with yourself. Will u have passed this test



wedding test

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating or over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a  word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.  We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"

And the moral of this story is:
........Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms.

Posted: at 8-10-2009 06:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- favourtee at 8-10-2009 07:01 PM (14 years ago)
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poster i million times..
Posted: at 8-10-2009 07:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 9-10-2009 01:46 AM (14 years ago)
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but the joke stil funny
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 9-10-2009 01:50 AM (14 years ago)
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dre i see dead jokes
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:50 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 01:58 AM (14 years ago)
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I posted this check MARRIAGE TESTING
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-10-2009 06:56 AM (14 years ago)
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must u say it
Posted: at 9-10-2009 06:56 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 9-10-2009 01:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  9-10-2009 01:50 AM
dre i see dead jokes

hahahahah....mehn this joke is now so boring  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 01:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Exactly Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 01:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Exactly Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 9-10-2009 01:14 PM (14 years ago)
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*yawns*
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok!
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
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this one nah marriage testing nah.......na who dey re-edit post here


e be like nah the exam be this Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2009 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-10-2009 05:29 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:29 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- presciousoluchi at 9-10-2009 07:09 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 9-10-2009 07:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 9-10-2009 07:13 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Shocked
Posted: at 9-10-2009 07:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 9-10-2009 07:43 PM (14 years ago)
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unreadable
Posted: at 9-10-2009 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 9-10-2009 08:16 PM (14 years ago)
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remove ur glasses
Posted: at 9-10-2009 08:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 9-10-2009 08:42 PM (14 years ago)
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nice and good idea
Posted: at 9-10-2009 08:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 15-11-2009 10:47 AM (14 years ago)
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photocopy.
Posted: at 15-11-2009 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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