matthew 7;7

Date: 09-10-2009 5:26 pm (15 years ago) | Author: samuel patrick
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- at 9-10-2009 05:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Seun  close from work on Friday last week 29th, July this year and decided to give any lady that came his way a lift. After the 2nd turn from is office along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a catholic sister and gave her a lift.

While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending if it was a gear stick.

The sister softly said Mathew 7;7', he quickly removed his hand, and resume concentrating on his driving.

He attempted it the 2nd  and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7'. When the sister  got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, 'Youngman, the problem with you is that you don't read your Bible

When seun got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads "ask and it shall be given".He nearly cried.

Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:26 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 06:20 PM (15 years ago)
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like this  Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2009 06:20 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- presciousoluchi at 9-10-2009 06:54 PM (15 years ago)
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hahhahhaha
Posted: at 9-10-2009 06:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 9-10-2009 06:56 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin matthew 7,7
Posted: at 9-10-2009 06:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 10:24 PM (15 years ago)
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This joke has been posted 20 times
Posted: at 9-10-2009 10:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 10:27 PM (15 years ago)
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na the remixed guy...cant u see it
Posted: at 9-10-2009 10:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 10:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok photocopy Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2009 10:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-10-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago)
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no easy
Posted: at 9-10-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 12-10-2009 01:05 PM (15 years ago)
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that is cool
Posted: at 12-10-2009 01:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 12-10-2009 01:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  9-10-2009 10:24 PM
This joke has been posted 20 times
he pass 20 times,...
Posted: at 12-10-2009 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 12-10-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 12-10-2009 01:22 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on  9-10-2009 10:24 PM
This joke has been posted 20 times
he pass 20 times,...

@ fed..... Wink
Posted: at 12-10-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 12-10-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  9-10-2009 10:51 PM
Ok photocopy Grin
No this is a different version
Posted: at 12-10-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prinze_abdel at 12-10-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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if u like call am merix, or whatever its been like over a million xxx
Posted: at 12-10-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 12-10-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok Grin
Posted: at 12-10-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 12-10-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 12-10-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-10-2009 07:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Wetin hmmm u?
Posted: at 12-10-2009 07:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 12-10-2009 07:10 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 12-10-2009 07:10 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 12-10-2009 07:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 12-10-2009 01:24 PM
Quote from: federico on 12-10-2009 01:22 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on  9-10-2009 10:24 PM
This joke has been posted 20 times
he pass 20 times,...

@ fed..... Wink
watin,u dey miss me???
Posted: at 12-10-2009 07:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 12-10-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 12-10-2009 07:06 PM
Wetin hmmm u?
he dey immiate bee sound,
Posted: at 12-10-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ugofly at 12-10-2009 07:35 PM (15 years ago)
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I no hear this joke before, so i like am.. Funny Cheesy
Posted: at 12-10-2009 07:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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