There was a man (adamu) whose wife was pregnant. one day, on returning back from work, he decided to go n chill off with his friends at the bar. so off he went. getting to the bar, he met three of his friends and settled down with them to enjoy his drink while engaging himself in some conversations.
Friend 1: when my wife was pregnant, she like reading a book titled "THE STORY OF THE KING", an she gave birth to a bouncing baby boy!
Friend 2: really? thats nice! when my wife was pregnant, she used to read "THE TALE OF THE TWO CITIES", and she gave birth to a set of twins.
adamu started to tremble at the sound of these stories, because there was a book he's been avoiding his wife from reading!
Amazing!, yelled the third friend. "when my wife my wife was pregnant, i bought her a book titled "THE THREE MUSKETEERS", and she gave birth to a set of triplets!
on hearing this, adamu couldn't take it anymore, he left his drink, jetted out of d the bar and started rushing home as fast as his legs could carry him. busting through the front door, he ran straight to the sitting room, shouting "honey, dont open that book"!
He met his pregnant wife sitting comfortably on the couch, reading "ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES" adamu fainted!
Posted: at 9-10-2009 06:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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