EVERYTHING IS BIG

Date: 10-10-2009 12:59 am (14 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- at 10-10-2009 12:59 AM (14 years ago)
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A blind man who decided to visit Calabar. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, ''Wow this seats are big!'' The person next to him answered ''Well everything is big in Calabar''.

When he finally arrived Calabar, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, ''Wow these mugs are big!'' The bartender replied ''Well everything is big in Calabar''.

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied ''second door to the right.'' The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, ''Dont flush''! ''Dont flush!''



Grin


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Posted: at 10-10-2009 12:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- teddiee at 10-10-2009 01:05 AM (14 years ago)
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indeed dat pool is big.
Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:05 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 10-10-2009 01:08 AM (14 years ago)
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Thanks

Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:08 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 10-10-2009 01:14 AM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 10-10-2009 01:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Thanks honey!

Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 10-10-2009 01:18 AM (14 years ago)
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not funny at all at all ,seen it b4 on naijapals and everywhere,dead joke the joke dey smell sef

Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:18 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neossha at 10-10-2009 01:20 AM (14 years ago)
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@xter, y r u hatin' on d guy?Huh?Huh?/
Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 10-10-2009 01:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Honey i dnt knw his problem. Anyways how ve u been?

Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 10-10-2009 01:28 AM (14 years ago)
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lolzzzzzzz i'm happy to make u feel sad...............u caused it,dont u know it sulks when u run ur mouth with stuffs like seen it b4, posted b4,fotocopy...........things like dat is rubbish and i only paid u back in ur coin so no yawa

Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:28 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neossha at 10-10-2009 01:29 AM (14 years ago)
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i'm kooooooooool.
Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 10-10-2009 01:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Ok. Just wanted 2 knw hw u re doin. And u ve nt yet added me on facebook?

Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:31 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 10-10-2009 01:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Still waiting 4 ur friend request.

Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:32 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 10-10-2009 01:33 AM (14 years ago)
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lolzzzzzzzzzzz day dreamer

Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:33 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 10-10-2009 01:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Hmmmn

Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 10-10-2009 11:30 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehe....everything are big
Posted: at 10-10-2009 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mink at 10-10-2009 12:26 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin nice one.just2sexy hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 10-10-2009 12:26 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 10-10-2009 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Thank u guys. Keeping the spirit of laughter so high like fire. Grin Grin

Posted: at 10-10-2009 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 10-10-2009 04:52 PM (14 years ago)
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@ poster LMAO..nice
Posted: at 10-10-2009 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 10-10-2009 05:33 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmm  Grin Grin

Posted: at 10-10-2009 05:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 10-10-2009 07:13 PM (14 years ago)
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cool guy i post the best jokes... Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 10-10-2009 07:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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