Radio presenter

Date: 13-11-2014 1:00 pm (10 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT OSSY
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- at 13-11-2014 01:00 PM (10 years ago)
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AKPOS THE RADIO PRESENTER
AKPOS; Whats your
contribution?
CALLER; There is this lady i
wanted in my life shortly
after my NYSC, but all my effort
proved abortive. She
wouldn't pick my calls, she
would laugh at me while
passing by, for reasons best
known to her! FIVE Months
later, i was able to get my
apartment,a new car,courtesy
of a contract job i secured with
a major oil company.Now
most of the missed calls i have
is hers,dozens of SMS from her
and all that.... i am confused on what
to do. PLS help me out!!!
AKPOS; listen up guy! Pick up
your phone now, give her a
call,letting her know you'll be
at her house in 2hrs. You take
a good shower, wear a nice
outfit, and an attention- catching
perfume.When it is
exactly 2hr, call her&tell her
you'll be there in another
2hrs.When the 2hrs is over,
you now drive down to her
house, get down from the car, walk to
her door. Once she
opens the door,welcome her
with the sexiest smile you've
got,stylishly look into her
eyes,draw her slowly to
yourself,take your mouth to her ear&
whisper "THUNDER
FIRE YOUR HEAD"!

Posted: at 13-11-2014 01:00 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- justmak at 13-11-2014 01:54 PM (10 years ago)
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hahahah na yettyness  da do all this things chai,nice joke
Posted: at 13-11-2014 01:54 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 13-11-2014 01:57 PM (10 years ago)
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hahahah na yettyness  da do all this things chai,nice joke
Posted: at 13-11-2014 01:57 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 13-11-2014 02:45 PM (10 years ago)
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make she catch you
Posted: at 13-11-2014 02:45 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 13-11-2014 05:29 PM (10 years ago)
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no tell am abeg  r kelly
Posted: at 13-11-2014 05:29 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 13-11-2014 08:20 PM (10 years ago)
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i don tell ram now
Posted: at 13-11-2014 08:20 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 13-11-2014 08:29 PM (10 years ago)
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I no believe my eyes
Posted: at 13-11-2014 08:29 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 13-11-2014 08:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: justmak on 13-11-2014 01:54 PM
hahahah na yettyness  da do all this things chai,nice joke

u don dey waka for road b4 and one hand go dey slap ur face but u no go see person wey get the hand....dont worry u go witness am soon....Zeigbo abeg go to ur shrine now and turn this boy to what eva u like
Posted: at 13-11-2014 08:33 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 13-11-2014 08:55 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 13-11-2014 08:33 PM
u don dey waka for road b4 and one hand go dey slap ur face but u no go see person wey get the hand....dont worry u go witness am soon....Zeigbo abeg go to ur shrine now and turn this boy to what eva u like
make e turn me to breeze abeg make I da blow u
Posted: at 13-11-2014 08:55 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 13-11-2014 10:14 PM (10 years ago)
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LWKMD breeze ke. Abeg zeigbo turn him to parrot
Posted: at 13-11-2014 10:14 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 14-11-2014 03:33 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: justmak on 13-11-2014 01:54 PM
hahahah na yettyness  da do all this things chai,nice joke
so u have a yetty that thunder fire your head....good 4 u...nice joke.
Posted: at 14-11-2014 03:33 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 14-11-2014 05:56 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: justmak on 13-11-2014 08:55 PM
make e turn me to breeze abeg make I da blow u


sorry no u be go choose
Posted: at 14-11-2014 05:56 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 14-11-2014 06:02 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 13-11-2014 10:14 PM
LWKMD breeze ke. Abeg zeigbo turn him to parrot

parrot good naa....I dey think of turning him to ur arm pit hairs...so u go dey shave am comot
Posted: at 14-11-2014 06:02 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 14-11-2014 09:36 AM (10 years ago)
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this joke get k leg
Posted: at 14-11-2014 09:36 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 14-11-2014 10:42 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 14-11-2014 09:36 AM
this joke get k leg
as ur neck bend
Posted: at 14-11-2014 10:42 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 14-11-2014 10:48 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 14-11-2014 06:02 AM
parrot good naa....I dey think of turning him to ur arm pit hairs...so u go dey shave am comot
God forbid. make dem turn him to ur barehead
Posted: at 14-11-2014 10:48 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-11-2014 11:54 AM (10 years ago)
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make una conclude waitin I go turn this boi  into Roll Eyes
Posted: at 14-11-2014 11:54 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yettyness at 14-11-2014 12:00 PM (10 years ago)
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no need to decide... just keep experimenting on him...all kind of different things Embarrassed
Posted: at 14-11-2014 12:00 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 14-11-2014 12:25 PM (10 years ago)
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yetty u bad oh.  Shocked what if zeigbo mistakingly turn him to ur Bosom ?
Posted: at 14-11-2014 12:25 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 14-11-2014 12:38 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 14-11-2014 12:25 PM
yetty u bad oh.  Shocked what if zeigbo mistakingly turn him to ur Bosom ?
you mean say zeigbo go do mistake and turn him to your yansh...i beg zeigbo keep experimenting on him... 
Posted: at 14-11-2014 12:38 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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