AKPOS THE RADIO PRESENTER AKPOS; Whats your contribution? CALLER; There is this lady i wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, but all my effort proved abortive. She wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me while passing by, for reasons best known to her! FIVE Months later, i was able to get my apartment,a new car,courtesy of a contract job i secured with a major oil company.Now most of the missed calls i have is hers,dozens of SMS from her and all that.... i am confused on what to do. PLS help me out!!! AKPOS; listen up guy! Pick up your phone now, give her a call,letting her know you'll be at her house in 2hrs. You take a good shower, wear a nice outfit, and an attention- catching perfume.When it is exactly 2hr, call her&tell her you'll be there in another 2hrs.When the 2hrs is over, you now drive down to her house, get down from the car, walk to her door. Once she opens the door,welcome her with the sexiest smile you've got,stylishly look into her eyes,draw her slowly to yourself,take your mouth to her ear& whisper "THUNDER FIRE YOUR HEAD"!
Posted: at 13-11-2014 01:00 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 13-11-2014 08:33 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: justmak on 13-11-2014 01:54 PM
hahahah na yettyness da do all this things chai,nice joke
u don dey waka for road b4 and one hand go dey slap ur face but u no go see person wey get the hand....dont worry u go witness am soon....Zeigbo abeg go to ur shrine now and turn this boy to what eva u like
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 13-11-2014 08:33 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
u don dey waka for road b4 and one hand go dey slap ur face but u no go see person wey get the hand....dont worry u go witness am soon....Zeigbo abeg go to ur shrine now and turn this boy to what eva u like
make e turn me to breeze abeg make I da blow u
general overseer
Posted: at 13-11-2014 08:55 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
justmak
rakelly
jossy4reall
yettyness
zeigbo
what if zeigbo mistakingly turn him to ur Bosom ? 
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