Poor Guy

Date: 10-10-2009 10:55 pm (14 years ago) | Author: neosha
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- at 10-10-2009 10:55 PM (14 years ago)
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a guy escapes from jail wbere he has been 4 15 years.he breaks into a house to look 4 money where he finds a young couple in bed.

he orders d guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. while tying d wife 2 bed, he kissws her neck, gets up and goes into d bathroom. while he is in d bathroom d husband tellz his wife,

listen d guy is an escaped convict,look at his clothes. he has probably spent most of his time in jaiiil and hasn't seen any woman 4 a while.i saw how he kissed ur neck. if he wants sex don't resistdon't cpmplain,do wateva he tells u, satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates u.the guy is probably very dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong honey, i love u.

to which the wife responds he wasn't kissing my neck. he was whispering in my ear, he told me he was gay,thought u were cute and asked me if we had vaseline.  i told him in d bathroom.Be strong honey, i love u tooo.

Posted: at 10-10-2009 10:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- xter at 10-10-2009 11:16 PM (14 years ago)
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posted billions of time
Posted: at 10-10-2009 11:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neossha at 10-10-2009 11:22 PM (14 years ago)
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sorry oooh i did not noe
Posted: at 10-10-2009 11:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 10-10-2009 11:24 PM (14 years ago)
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ok e pele
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- just2sexy at 11-10-2009 02:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted last week
Posted: at 11-10-2009 02:22 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 11-10-2009 02:24 AM (14 years ago)
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na u sabi
Posted: at 11-10-2009 02:24 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 11-10-2009 02:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Nah lie?
Posted: at 11-10-2009 02:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 11-10-2009 02:27 AM (14 years ago)
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@ moderator i am sorry now,
 i did not noe. :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 11-10-2009 02:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 11-10-2009 02:30 AM (14 years ago)
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Oh its no problem! U dey cry? Abi u dey cut onions? Grin
Posted: at 11-10-2009 02:30 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 11-10-2009 07:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 11-10-2009 02:27 AM
@ moderator i am sorry now,
 i did not noe. :'( :'( :'(
Ok decide your punishment. No forgiving this time.
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 11-10-2009 10:08 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 10-10-2009 11:16 PM
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no be small tin
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- MrDon at 11-10-2009 01:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-10-2009 01:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 11-10-2009 01:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 11-10-2009 07:51 AM
Quote from: neossha on 11-10-2009 02:27 AM
@ moderator i am sorry now,
 i did not noe. :'( :'( :'(
Ok decide your punishment. No forgiving this time.

exactly, asaph wetin we go give am? Probation or suspensin? Or send am go abeyance Grin make she come choose!
Posted: at 11-10-2009 01:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 11-10-2009 07:48 PM (14 years ago)
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see wetin u dey yarn for mouth i pity u oooooooooooohh
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- lyinka at 11-10-2009 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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- coolguys235 at 11-10-2009 07:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: lyinka on 11-10-2009 07:50 PM
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and u read it for 500000000000000000000000000x plus this one making 500000000000000000000000001x  u need to be check guy Grin Grin
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- lyinka at 11-10-2009 07:57 PM (14 years ago)
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meaning
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- coolguys235 at 11-10-2009 08:06 PM (14 years ago)
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check ya yoursef
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- xter at 11-10-2009 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
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- dimejikemi at 11-10-2009 08:22 PM (14 years ago)
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OK
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