14 SIGNS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MAD

Date: 03-12-2014 1:08 pm (10 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT OSSY
- at 3-12-2014 01:08 PM (10 years ago)
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(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet person
for phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are
your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message you
come
reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you
wan open new account
(8)You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long
u slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you
wan read text
message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet
you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you
put N50 in
the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/
wife
movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank
account you dey sing "Chop my money" instead of
"Mercies of
the Lord"... Lol
(14) If you read this post and you did not
comment, please
visit a psychiatric hospital for madness
examination...

Posted: at 3-12-2014 01:08 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- justmak at 4-12-2014 12:32 AM (10 years ago)
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if you chop dry corn enter market na u no bcz dz ur madness is getting very stable
Posted: at 4-12-2014 12:32 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2014 11:41 AM (10 years ago)
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again ?
Posted: at 8-12-2014 11:41 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- justmak at 8-12-2014 11:54 AM (10 years ago)
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yes oo him yeye now na 2face
Posted: at 8-12-2014 11:54 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Holyboss at 8-12-2014 04:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Stale

I can remember it Nov last year Tongue
Posted: at 8-12-2014 04:33 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Holyboss at 8-12-2014 04:35 PM (10 years ago)
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I can remember reading it Nov last year 
Posted: at 8-12-2014 04:35 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kelvincarlos at 9-12-2014 07:55 AM (10 years ago)
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my Dad tail my dis story wan i was 5yr,I'm 45yr now
Posted: at 9-12-2014 07:55 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- brightossy at 9-12-2014 08:14 AM (10 years ago)
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why una no wan laff? una neva chop?
Posted: at 9-12-2014 08:14 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 9-12-2014 11:33 AM (10 years ago)
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Wetin
Posted: at 9-12-2014 11:33 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 10-12-2014 08:28 AM (10 years ago)
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no mind dat yeye
Posted: at 10-12-2014 08:28 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 12-03-2016 11:43 AM (9 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm
Posted: at 12-03-2016 11:43 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 14-03-2016 04:40 PM (9 years ago)
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ok i see
Posted: at 14-03-2016 04:40 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 14-03-2016 11:46 PM (9 years ago)
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HAHAHAHAHAH.... I CANT LAF..
Posted: at 14-03-2016 11:46 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 03:26 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 14-03-2016 11:46 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH.... I CANT LAF..
Toh,cry na
Posted: at 16-03-2016 03:26 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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