justMak d crazy soldier

A soldier (justmak) was given a three-day leave to attend to his newly wedded wife but on getting home, he realised that his wife was in her menstrual period.

So he decided to send a telegram to his headquarter to extend his leave but with his mother-in-law and other visitors around, he decided to code his message in the military way. This is what followed;



SOLDIER (justMak): Omega one, this is omega twelve, danger signal from the field, red alert in front, extend leave. Do you read me?! Red alert in front, extend leave.

HEADQUARTERS: Omega twelve, this is omega one, I read you loud and clear! Attack from the back, resume immediately! I repeat, attack from the back, resume immediately!

Nw d wife is in d hospital receiving treatment from d rear bleeding

Posted: at 14-12-2014 11:56 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming

ahan poster,the wife could just follow him to his work site if it's that bad!!

Posted: at 15-12-2014 03:19 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

no u never fail the mission,Omega 1 connect to omega two!!'how do you read me,over
omega2 loud and clear,over
omega1 mad tossy has being found in d west,subject is dangerous and armed,I require immediate back up'i repeat ,immediate back up,over
omega 2 stay on the subject,back up team will be there in 15mnts,over and out, 






today tossy this madness must leave by fire by force,u are in for a dip sh*t

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Posted: at 15-12-2014 11:10 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

y u da ask? and by d way who u d send dat Ur terrible thunder follow???tell me now before I off Ur pant

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Posted: at 15-12-2014 04:20 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

aint i in trouble ,how does she want me to answer that question,
i should show u where m from!!kelly ellaborate!
u miss me??

Posted: at 15-12-2014 11:58 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

na dateline...

Posted: at 16-12-2014 02:31 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok miss you small
i come miss omomarty little
but thunder wey go fire justmark dey do press up

Posted: at 17-12-2014 05:37 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

e be like you don da love dz justmak

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Posted: at 18-12-2014 08:53 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

make i just sit for 1 corner dey watch una yeye

Posted: at 18-12-2014 01:14 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na so u come nice sotey you de miss me small?

Posted: at 18-12-2014 03:56 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac