Professor of chemistry

Date: 24-12-2014 5:54 am (10 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 24-12-2014 05:54 AM (10 years ago)
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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms

"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked
Zeigbo, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

Posted: at 24-12-2014 05:54 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
- brightossy at 24-12-2014 08:01 AM (10 years ago)
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Jossy, again?
Posted: at 24-12-2014 08:01 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Holyboss at 24-12-2014 09:37 AM (10 years ago)
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Whisky drop don hit d poster's medulla  Embarrassed
Posted: at 24-12-2014 09:37 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- justmak at 24-12-2014 09:39 AM (10 years ago)
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this is serious
Posted: at 24-12-2014 09:39 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 24-12-2014 10:07 AM (10 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 24-12-2014 10:07 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 24-12-2014 01:35 PM (10 years ago)
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because worm dey ur brain
Posted: at 24-12-2014 01:35 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 24-12-2014 02:23 PM (10 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy nice one
Posted: at 24-12-2014 02:23 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 24-12-2014 05:32 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 24-12-2014 01:35 PM
because worm dey ur brain

I bet dis talk is not from normal person
Posted: at 24-12-2014 05:32 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 24-12-2014 05:52 PM (10 years ago)
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i love dat ...drink whiskey & u wont get worms... :lols
Posted: at 24-12-2014 05:52 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 24-12-2014 05:56 PM (10 years ago)
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na ur be dat naa...dats why u love it
Posted: at 24-12-2014 05:56 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 24-12-2014 05:58 PM (10 years ago)
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e b like na copy & paste u do, if not, u sopos see say na zeigbo d herbalist name u put dia not me
Posted: at 24-12-2014 05:58 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 24-12-2014 06:00 PM (10 years ago)
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no be u dey supply to zeigbo?
Posted: at 24-12-2014 06:00 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 24-12-2014 09:01 PM (10 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 24-12-2014 09:01 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 26-12-2014 09:10 AM (10 years ago)
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Zeigbo . Na whisky keep like this.. The worms wey d ur belle go don de use to de whisky
Posted: at 26-12-2014 09:10 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 26-12-2014 01:39 PM (10 years ago)
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francischi...nwanyi biafra
Posted: at 26-12-2014 01:39 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 26-12-2014 02:07 PM (10 years ago)
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Oh. My love i miss you ooo.. Mostly that  ur fat nyash+l
Posted: at 26-12-2014 02:07 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 26-12-2014 02:12 PM (10 years ago)
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na thunder go fire dat ur yeye mouth....dem swear for u?
Posted: at 26-12-2014 02:12 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 26-12-2014 07:03 PM (10 years ago)
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Ur love no get part two.. E de killi. Me slowly
Posted: at 26-12-2014 07:03 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 26-12-2014 07:52 PM (10 years ago)
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mad people in love
Posted: at 26-12-2014 07:52 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 27-12-2014 09:52 PM (10 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-12-2014 09:52 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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