Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

Date: 18-10-2009 5:19 pm (14 years ago) | Author: David Ujah
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- at 18-10-2009 05:19 PM (14 years ago)
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10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance')

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and lay. It's the male perspective thing.)

Posted: at 18-10-2009 05:19 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- buston at 18-10-2009 05:46 PM (14 years ago)
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yeah.....u re right
Posted: at 18-10-2009 05:46 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 18-10-2009 07:16 PM (14 years ago)
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good one

Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 18-10-2009 07:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Gud one this should be featured Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 18-10-2009 07:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Gud one this should be featured Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 18-10-2009 07:33 PM (14 years ago)
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hiss

Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:33 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neossha at 18-10-2009 09:37 PM (14 years ago)
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ooooooh
Posted: at 18-10-2009 09:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 18-10-2009 11:20 PM (14 years ago)
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NICE!
Posted: at 18-10-2009 11:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 18-10-2009 11:34 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 18-10-2009 11:34 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-10-2009 12:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Xter wetin u chop 2day? Abi sip join am?

Posted: at 19-10-2009 12:56 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neo_welsh at 19-10-2009 01:45 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster.
cool............up keep it
Posted: at 19-10-2009 01:45 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- ezecyyyy at 19-10-2009 02:00 PM (14 years ago)
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ok.
Posted: at 19-10-2009 02:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 19-10-2009 02:01 PM (14 years ago)
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jsexy u wan make i kill u abi?

Posted: at 19-10-2009 02:01 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- All4luv at 19-10-2009 02:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Sure Boi you got it right man
Posted: at 19-10-2009 02:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Agatex at 19-10-2009 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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PASSING.................
Posted: at 19-10-2009 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 19-10-2009 03:40 PM (14 years ago)
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to where?

Posted: at 19-10-2009 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 19-10-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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tahitti
Posted: at 19-10-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 19-10-2009 04:33 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 19-10-2009 04:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LisaAng at 19-10-2009 05:53 PM (14 years ago)
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 Winkyall finally figured it out
Posted: at 19-10-2009 05:53 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Slicksilvers at 19-10-2009 06:18 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster keep shooting
Posted: at 19-10-2009 06:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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