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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 23-10-2009 05:54 PM (15 years ago)  (m) Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."
Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."
Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."
Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"
Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."
Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."
Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."
Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."
Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"
Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
By Rt. General Teeco
[email protected]
| Posted: at 23-10-2009 05:54 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "MrDon") MrDon at 23-10-2009 05:57 PM (15 years ago) (m) lol...nice one C G | Posted: at 23-10-2009 05:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 23-10-2009 05:59 PM (15 years ago) (m) you'r too much MrDon
| Posted: at 23-10-2009 05:59 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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this is ok,,.......
Geoin4matic Engineer ..  | Posted: at 23-10-2009 06:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 23-10-2009 06:08 PM (15 years ago) (m) Thanks
| Posted: at 23-10-2009 06:08 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "add12") add12 at 23-10-2009 07:08 PM (15 years ago) (m) passing | Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "dimejikemi") dimejikemi at 23-10-2009 07:11 PM (15 years ago) (f) mouthed
kemmy | Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "add12") add12 at 23-10-2009 07:16 PM (15 years ago) (m) whistling | Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "padrino") padrino at 23-10-2009 07:26 PM (15 years ago) (m) SHOUTING.............. | Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 23-10-2009 07:36 PM (15 years ago) (m) ok
| Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:36 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 23-10-2009 08:04 PM (15 years ago) (m) good one...
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 23-10-2009 08:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "padrino") padrino at 23-10-2009 08:47 PM (15 years ago) (m) now comment!!!!!!! guy that was 2faze ehm sorry 3faze hah okay that was ............9ice lol lol | Posted: at 23-10-2009 08:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 23-10-2009 08:58 PM (15 years ago) (m) good one teeco
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 23-10-2009 08:58 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Toks-E") Toks-E at 23-10-2009 09:00 PM (15 years ago) (m) coool
2.0. | Posted: at 23-10-2009 09:00 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "padrino") padrino at 23-10-2009 09:03 PM (15 years ago) (m) indeed | Posted: at 23-10-2009 09:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 23-10-2009 09:16 PM (15 years ago) (m) hot
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 23-10-2009 09:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "padrino") padrino at 23-10-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago) (m) warm | Posted: at 23-10-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 23-10-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago) (m) cool | Posted: at 23-10-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 23-10-2009 10:14 PM (15 years ago) (m) lukewarm
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 23-10-2009 10:14 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "neossha") neossha at 23-10-2009 10:52 PM (15 years ago) (f) nyc. | Posted: at 23-10-2009 10:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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