Can your patner be with your phone for a day?

Date: 29-10-2009 2:47 pm (15 years ago) | Author: oladele
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    Can  your partner be with your phone for a day and things remain
    > the same?
   
     One
     Friday morning, John woke up hurriedly and prepared for
     work. He worked in a busy institution and was expected early
     at work. His wife worked a distance from where her husband’s office was.
   
     As
     a result of doing things in a hurry, John unknowingly,
     carried his wife's mobile phone leaving behind his own.
     After he had gone his wife Jane noticed the mix-up but it
     was too late for her to do anything about it. She thought
     for a while and decided to carry her husband's phone in
     case he came back for it.
   
    > On
     arriving at his place of work John noticed that he had
     confused his wife's phone for his but decided not to go
     back for it. He sighed deeply because he knew his wife could
     access romantic messages sent by his many
     mistresses.
   
     His
     wife too was disgusted because she had several toy
     boys.
   
     Drama
     began to unfold when John received an SMS intended for his
     wife sent by somebody saved as ‘Peter-Taxi’, which
     read, "Hi sweetie, ope yo monin’ is fine, 4 me am okay
     just mad! My love 4 you kills me. I couldn't stop
     dreaming about you even after we met last evening coz you
     hold the password to ma heart."
     John was shocked to see this and thought he understood why
     his wife had come home late the previous evening. He decided
     to stay mum to see
      what more would come.
   
    > After
     one hour he received another SMS from somebody saved as
     ‘Susan-Salon’ which
     read,  “Monin darling, ope ur fine, am also fine but not
     so fine without seeing you next to me coz you control every
     part of ma heart. Nice day sweetie, see you at
     lunch.”
   
    > The
     third SMS ticked in from somebody saved as ‘Winnie-Handbags’
     which read, "Monin ma beautiful queen, I wish you were a gum,
     I would chew you every time, you make me feel young like I
     was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on a hunger
     strike. Have a bright day ma dear."
   
    > John
     was deeply shocked by these messages but knew that on the
     other side his wife might be seeing drama too.
    >
     Meanwhile,
     Jane had seen even more than her husband. She had received
     three messages from three women that clearly showed they
     were his mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved as
     ‘Ochieng-Car
     wash’ which read, “Hi deah how's ur monin? 4 me am okay with ur
     son here, he says he loves you so much n you should come n
     stay with us. gday."
     Jane
     almost fainted on seeing this because she could not believe
     that her husband had a son outside
    > marriage.
   
    > Before
    her anger was over, she received a second SMS from'
     ‘Omosh-Kinyozi’ which
     read, “Monin ma deah, ope ur enjoyin ur day. Mine
     can't be complete without you. Every time I sleep in
     this house you bought 4 me I dream 2 love u always. The BM u
     bought me is perfect on road. Thanks, g’day.”
   
    > The
     last message came from ‘Karanja-Electician’
     and read, “Sasa honey? Ope uko poa, mimi niko fiti hapa
     campo, lakini nikumiss sana . But honey kuna doh tunadaiwa
     za project 40k, nita come unishow vile tutalipa. Nice day
     love you big.”
   
    > Jane
     had found the answer to why her husband was always
     penniless!
   
     When
     evening came John and Jane met at home. They could hardly
     talk but only stared at one another with
     suspicion..
   
     Then
     they called you to intervene, sincerely how could you
     solve that?
 
    > Answer me
    > nowwwwww!!!!!!
 





Posted: at 29-10-2009 02:47 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- neossha at 29-10-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
yhey shuld 4 give dere selves.
Posted: at 29-10-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 29-10-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago)
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HMMMM Grin

Posted: at 29-10-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 29-10-2009 03:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Is dis supposed 2 be here?

Posted: at 29-10-2009 03:14 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- rozfield at 29-10-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago)
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they should keep with the good work
Posted: at 29-10-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 29-10-2009 07:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Exactly.

Posted: at 29-10-2009 07:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 29-10-2009 07:28 PM (15 years ago)
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thay should laugh and overlook it
Posted: at 29-10-2009 07:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vbyz299 at 29-10-2009 07:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Guy u try oooh
Posted: at 29-10-2009 07:35 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 29-10-2009 07:39 PM (15 years ago)
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abi what do thay want to tell each other again cus its lie
only what thay can do is to confess but that will bring more troble
so let them lough and forget it
Posted: at 29-10-2009 07:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 29-10-2009 07:42 PM (15 years ago)
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OK

Posted: at 29-10-2009 07:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 29-10-2009 07:44 PM (15 years ago)
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@poster too long and not meant 4 dis place

Posted: at 29-10-2009 07:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 29-10-2009 08:15 PM (15 years ago)
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they shld both kill themselves..cuz the marriage has been defiled mehn

Posted: at 29-10-2009 08:15 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 29-10-2009 09:49 PM (15 years ago)
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lol toks.......killl ke

Posted: at 29-10-2009 09:49 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neossha at 29-10-2009 10:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 29-10-2009 03:14 PM
Is dis supposed 2 be here?
yh  Smiley
Posted: at 29-10-2009 10:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 01:06 AM (15 years ago)
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Ok if u say so! Cos i wanted moving it.

Posted: at 30-10-2009 01:06 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 30-10-2009 06:15 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 29-10-2009 09:49 PM
lol toks.......killl ke

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:15 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- elusakin at 30-10-2009 10:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Yep! this should be in the trash, because that's where this belongs.
Posted: at 30-10-2009 10:45 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Doshe at 30-10-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago)
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me i no knw ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 30-10-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bensuwah at 30-10-2009 05:28 PM (15 years ago)
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They should carry on their good work because the equation is balance. Do me i do you!
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:28 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok Grin

Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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