Microsoft Looking for New Chairman (Page 5)

Date: 30-10-2009 5:00 pm (12 years ago) | Author: bob peter
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- add12 at 2-11-2009 07:45 PM (12 years ago)
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thinking
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- xter at 2-11-2009 07:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  2-11-2009 04:34 PM
Wetin be ur wahala with me nah? I fck ur babe? Or us sister?
phyuk 1 of 'em u get stroke......phyuk both u die

Posted: at 2-11-2009 07:47 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 2-11-2009 07:50 PM (12 years ago)
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U craze!  i no wan kill them

Posted: at 2-11-2009 07:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 2-11-2009 07:52 PM (12 years ago)
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no kill urself oooh

Posted: at 2-11-2009 07:52 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 2-11-2009 08:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Nah them i go kill

Posted: at 2-11-2009 08:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 2-11-2009 08:08 PM (12 years ago)
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boy wey wan know why him head reverse na.................

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- add12 at 2-11-2009 08:10 PM (12 years ago)
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na ewu
Posted: at 2-11-2009 08:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 2-11-2009 08:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Xter ur pic no make sense a all oh

Posted: at 2-11-2009 08:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 2-11-2009 08:16 PM (12 years ago)
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i know now......shebi na me....wey u?.....u dey use another person pix

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- omatseye at 3-11-2009 06:46 AM (12 years ago)
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na wa oooo...
wen will dis war be over
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- Doshe at 3-11-2009 12:17 PM (12 years ago)
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U MAK DIE FOR LAF..................
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- omatseye at 3-11-2009 05:20 PM (12 years ago)
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doche...dats y am omatseye....lol
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- teeco at 3-11-2009 05:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 30-10-2009 05:00 PM
Trust Naijas - you can’t beat us.

 

 



 

 

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for 

Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. 

One candidate is Ayodele a Nigeria guy.

 

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who 

Do not know Java program to leave. Two thousand candidates leave the 

Room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not know JaVa but I have nothing 

To lose if I stay. I'll give it a try."

 

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing 

More than 100 people to leave. Two thousand leave the room. Ayodele 

says to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing 

To lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.

 

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas 

To leave. Five hundred people leave the room. Ayodele says to himself, 

"I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the 

Room.

 

Lastly, Bill gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian 

to leave. Four hundred ninety-eight candidates leave the room. Ayodele 

says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serb - Croatian but what 

do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other 

candidate. Everyone else has gone.

 

Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two 

candidates who speak Serb - Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have 

a conversation together in that language."

 

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says, "Wahala wa o!" 

The other candidate answers "O gaju o!"

 



 Grin Grin Grin

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- omatseye at 3-11-2009 05:36 PM (12 years ago)
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teeco...wetin be dis..
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- teeco at 3-11-2009 05:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Funny joke

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- omatseye at 3-11-2009 05:48 PM (12 years ago)
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oya...u laff ur belle tear...abi
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- teeco at 3-11-2009 05:54 PM (12 years ago)
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I tell you

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- just2sexy at 3-11-2009 06:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Grin Grin

Posted: at 3-11-2009 06:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 3-11-2009 06:04 PM (12 years ago)
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see teeth

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- just2sexy at 3-11-2009 07:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Close up herbal Grin

Posted: at 3-11-2009 07:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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