NEWLY WED COPPLE

Date: 31-10-2009 6:19 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Adebusayo
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- at 31-10-2009 06:19 PM (14 years ago)
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this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:

wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.

wife: i'm flat chested.

husband: i don't believe u..prove it.

So she takes off her shirt.

husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.

wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.

husband: im "weighed like a baby".

wife: i don't believe you, prove it.

So he takes off his pants.

wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby?!

husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!


Posted: at 31-10-2009 06:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 07:25 PM (14 years ago)
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This place dey tire me oh.. Which kain thing come be dis nah??
Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 31-10-2009 08:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 31-10-2009 07:25 PM
This place dey tire me oh.. Which kain thing come be dis nah??
Posted: at 31-10-2009 08:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 09:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Neosha person neva tell u say u wowo 4 dis pic?
Posted: at 31-10-2009 09:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 31-10-2009 11:41 PM (14 years ago)
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dey don tell me but d person say u wowor pass me so make i no fear.
Posted: at 31-10-2009 11:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 1-11-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago)
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wow...this na 14inches kinda joke
Posted: at 1-11-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-11-2009 01:05 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 1-11-2009 01:05 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 1-11-2009 08:45 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 31-10-2009 11:41 PM
dey don tell me but d person say u wowor pass me so make i no fear.

Nah now i knw say true true u dey take sip. Abi u blind?? But 2 be sincere dat pic aighnt cool. And why re u hiding ur face and showing us dat flat yansh instead?
Posted: at 1-11-2009 08:45 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 1-11-2009 10:09 AM (14 years ago)
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Na wa o, u try sha.................
@j2sexy & neo make una 2 place beta pics make we help una see who wohwoh pass who.
Kpom
Posted: at 1-11-2009 10:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 2-11-2009 07:59 AM (14 years ago)
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omo neo no do am oh...cos if boy fine pass u... ur career as a woman is over
Posted: at 2-11-2009 07:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 2-11-2009 11:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Dimeji u try sha but next time use (kg) wey naija fit understand Cool Cool
Posted: at 2-11-2009 11:22 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 2-11-2009 11:27 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 2-11-2009 11:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 2-11-2009 11:42 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ademola78 on  1-11-2009 10:09 AM
Na wa o, u try sha.................
@j2sexy & neo make una 2 place beta pics make we help una see who wohwoh pass who.
Kpom

U no see my pic there?! Abi the them tell u say the name just2sexy nah noise? As sexy as just2sexy
Posted: at 2-11-2009 11:42 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- padrino at 2-11-2009 11:45 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  1-11-2009 08:45 AM
Quote from: neossha on 31-10-2009 11:41 PM
dey don tell me but d person say u wowor pass me so make i no fear.

Nah now i knw say true true u dey take sip. Abi u blind?? But 2 be sincere dat pic aighnt cool. And why re u hiding ur face and showing us dat flat yansh instead?

 Grin
Posted: at 2-11-2009 11:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 2-11-2009 11:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Why u dey laugh
Posted: at 2-11-2009 11:46 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 2-11-2009 11:50 AM (14 years ago)
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dis is serious ooo
Posted: at 2-11-2009 11:50 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 2-11-2009 11:52 AM (14 years ago)
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Wetin serious?
Posted: at 2-11-2009 11:52 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 2-11-2009 06:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 31-10-2009 07:25 PM
This place dey tire me oh.. Which kain thing come be dis nah??
Grin Grin Grin
oga moderator, but dimeji try for dis one now.... it seems she got the experience from 14:14 really...
Posted: at 2-11-2009 06:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 2-11-2009 06:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Wetin dey happen with 14 sef. Abi him babe don carry bele?
Posted: at 2-11-2009 06:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 2-11-2009 06:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  2-11-2009 06:28 PM
Wetin dey happen with 14 sef. Abi him babe don carry bele?
na you talk that one oo, oga moderator. Grin
Posted: at 2-11-2009 06:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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