Your girlfriend is ugly when... (Page 2)

Date: 04-11-2009 8:09 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Macaulay
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- Hearthrob at 5-11-2009 12:50 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 5-11-2009 12:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Akpan01 at 5-11-2009 02:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: macgreat on  4-11-2009 08:09 PM


(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

(2) As a baby, she had to be Bosom -fed by the family dog.

(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.

(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.

(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

(6) She makes onions cry.

(7)... Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

(Cool Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.




I PITY U IF YA BABE LIKE THIS Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2009 02:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- myragonza at 5-11-2009 02:40 PM (14 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

so lame
Posted: at 5-11-2009 02:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- SexyJuly at 5-11-2009 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
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What's Dis?  Angry
Posted: at 5-11-2009 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pepigambit at 5-11-2009 02:45 PM (14 years ago)
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dis wat?
Posted: at 5-11-2009 02:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- around_d_corner at 5-11-2009 02:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: SexyJuly on  5-11-2009 02:42 PM
What's Dis?  Angry
WE NO SEY U DON ENTER WELCOME
Posted: at 5-11-2009 02:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ebony_cutie at 5-11-2009 02:51 PM (14 years ago)
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She is only Ugly when u accept she is
Posted: at 5-11-2009 02:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pepigambit at 5-11-2009 02:52 PM (14 years ago)
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ok oo
Posted: at 5-11-2009 02:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- umide at 5-11-2009 02:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: RosemaryI on  5-11-2009 12:26 PM
Quote from: sexy20s on  5-11-2009 09:32 AM
What if she`s ugly outside and pretty inside and good in bed? I wa lewa obinrin

so they say.

ACHIEVEMENT THE VALUE Tongue Huh?
Posted: at 5-11-2009 02:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Akpan01 at 5-11-2009 02:58 PM (14 years ago)
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NO LADY IS UGLY ANYHOW ANYHOW SOME1 MOST LOVE AM
Posted: at 5-11-2009 02:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ebony_cutie at 5-11-2009 03:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Akpan01 on  5-11-2009 02:58 PM
NO LADY IS UGLY ANYHOW ANYHOW SOME1 MOST LOVE AM


Abi ooo...no matter how ugly a lady is, some guy out there will still hit on her
Posted: at 5-11-2009 03:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Akpan01 at 5-11-2009 03:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ebony_cutie on  5-11-2009 03:00 PM
Quote from: Akpan01 on  5-11-2009 02:58 PM
NO LADY IS UGLY ANYHOW ANYHOW SOME1 MOST LOVE AM


Abi ooo...no matter how ugly a lady is, some guy out there will still hit on her
YEH THATS TRUE MY SIS..AND THE SAME FOR GUYS ..EACH OF US HAS THE RIP SOMEWHERE..HOW YA DAY MY DEAR?
Posted: at 5-11-2009 03:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ebony_cutie at 5-11-2009 03:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Akpan01 on  5-11-2009 03:02 PM
Quote from: ebony_cutie on  5-11-2009 03:00 PM
Quote from: Akpan01 on  5-11-2009 02:58 PM
NO LADY IS UGLY ANYHOW ANYHOW SOME1 MOST LOVE AM


Abi ooo...no matter how ugly a lady is, some guy out there will still hit on her
YEH THATS TRUE MY SIS..AND THE SAME FOR GUYS ..EACH OF US HAS THE RIP SOMEWHERE..HOW YA DAY MY DEAR?


I'm grand dear and your lovely self?
Posted: at 5-11-2009 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Akpan01 at 5-11-2009 03:06 PM (14 years ago)
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I JUST DAY O...M TIRED TODAY..WEATHER STRESS ME MUCH SHA..
Posted: at 5-11-2009 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- around_d_corner at 5-11-2009 03:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Akpan01 on  5-11-2009 03:02 PM
Quote from: ebony_cutie on  5-11-2009 03:00 PM
Quote from: Akpan01 on  5-11-2009 02:58 PM
NO LADY IS UGLY ANYHOW ANYHOW SOME1 MOST LOVE AM


Abi ooo...no matter how ugly a lady is, some guy out there will still hit on her
YEH THATS TRUE MY SIS..AND THE SAME FOR GUYS ..EACH OF US HAS THE RIP SOMEWHERE..HOW YA DAY MY DEAR?
SO WHAT NEXT........
Posted: at 5-11-2009 03:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Akpan01 at 5-11-2009 03:10 PM (14 years ago)
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I THINK I SAD IT ALL..OR U THINK SAY IS NOT COMPLATE?
Posted: at 5-11-2009 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- fa4rite at 5-11-2009 03:18 PM (14 years ago)
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him want make you add ajara Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2009 03:18 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- fa4rite at 5-11-2009 03:21 PM (14 years ago)
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poster, are you indirately discribing your girl friend for us. lol Grin Grin Grin funny
Posted: at 5-11-2009 03:21 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- peter4life at 5-11-2009 03:22 PM (14 years ago)
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NO WOMAN IS UGLY IN LIFE, WHEN A WOMAN IS UGLY SHE MUST HAVE SOMEONE WHO WILL STILL LOVE HER NO MATTER ANYTHING MAYBE THE WOMAN HAVE A FAMILY PROBLEM THAT IS WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO SEE A GUY WHO WILL WORK UP TO HER. I PRAY THAT IS WILL NOT HAPPENED TO ANY LADY IN THE HOUSE (AMEN)
Posted: at 5-11-2009 03:22 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Akpan01 at 5-11-2009 03:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: fa4rite on  5-11-2009 03:18 PM
him want make you add ajara Grin Grin Grin
ehem like some speciel spices abi??
Posted: at 5-11-2009 03:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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