What the phyuk!!! (Page 24)

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "phyuk".
It is the one just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "phyuk" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John phyuked Mary) and intra...nsitive (Mary was phyuked by John).
It can be an action verb (Mary phyuks like a rabbit), A passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a phyuk), an adverb (Mary is phyuking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific phyuk).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is phyuking beautiful) or an interjection (phyuk! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, phyuk she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "phyuk". Aside from its segxwal connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Fraud "I got phyuked by the car dealer."
2. Resignation "Oh, phyuk it!"
3. Trouble "I guess I'm phyuked now."
4. Aggression "phyuk YOU!"
5. Disgust "phyuk me."
6. Confusion "What the phyuk.......?"
7. Difficulty "I don't understand this phyuking business!"
8. Despair "phyuked again..."
9. Pleasure "I phyuking couldn't be happier."
10. Displeasure "What the phyuk is going on here?"
11. Lost "Where the phyuk are we."
12. Disbelief "UNphyukINGBELIEVABLE!"
13. Retaliation "Up your phyuking ass!"
14. Denial "I didn't phyuking do it."
15. Perplexity "I know phyuk all about it."
16. Apathy "Who really gives a phyuk, anyhow?"
17. Greetings "How the phyuk are ya?"
18. Suspicion "Who the phyuk are you?"
19. Panic "Let's get the phyuk out of here."
20. Directions "phyuk off."
21. Disbelief "How the phyuk did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a phyuking A*#S."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five phyuking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this phyuking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherphyuker."
It can be political- "phyuk Clinton!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the phyuk was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these phyuking Indians come from?" General Custer
"Where the phyuk is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real phyuking gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna phyuking find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to phyuking roll." Anne Boleyn
"Who let the phyuking woman drive?" Commander of Space Shuttle Challenger
"What phyuking map?" Mark Thatcher
"Any phyuking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein
"phyuk STELA DON DIE" OBJ
"It does so phyuking look like her!" Picasso
"How the phyuk did you work that out?" Pythagoras
"You want what on the phyuking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"na the phyuk phyuk dey sweet dem pass" Fela
"phyuk a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its phyuking there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna phyuking rain?" Joan of Arc
"Scattered phyuking showers my ass." Noah
"For phyuk sakes STOP phyukING phyuk" PRETTYB4EVA

hay not my wife its my dog 
u claim to be a phyuker but u phyuk my dog

you claim to be a player but I  F U C K  your wife

good.....
you still know me huh...