My Needs

Date: 08-11-2009 1:47 am (14 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- at 8-11-2009 01:47 AM (14 years ago)
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A small boy gets up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and passes his recently divorced mother's bedroom. He hears moaning and looks in her bedroom and sees her completely Nood, rubbing herself all over and saying, "I need a man, I need a man, ".

The small boy continues to the bathroom and then back to bed. This same thing happens several nights in a row, until one evening when he looks in her bedroom a man is making passionate love to his mother. The boy quickly runs back into his room, tears off all of his clothes, jumps into bed and starts rubbing himself all over, saying, "I need a bike, I need a bike, "



Grin




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Posted: at 8-11-2009 01:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- asaph at 8-11-2009 11:03 AM (14 years ago)
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did he get it?
i also want to tear mine and start and start 'i need neossha, i need neossha'
Posted: at 8-11-2009 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 8-11-2009 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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lol @ asaph


nice joke
Posted: at 8-11-2009 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Pepeyayo at 8-11-2009 01:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmm.
Posted: at 8-11-2009 01:39 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 8-11-2009 01:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Asaph u no well

thanks toks
Posted: at 8-11-2009 01:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 9-11-2009 10:30 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  8-11-2009 01:59 PM
Asaph u no well

thanks toks
hahahahahaa
Posted: at 9-11-2009 10:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-11-2009 10:35 AM (14 years ago)
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Yh
Posted: at 9-11-2009 10:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 9-11-2009 10:37 AM (14 years ago)
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just tell me if the trick is real and i show her fire
Posted: at 9-11-2009 10:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-11-2009 10:38 AM (14 years ago)
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Start now
Posted: at 9-11-2009 10:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 9-11-2009 10:39 AM (14 years ago)
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ok let me undress
Posted: at 9-11-2009 10:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-11-2009 10:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 9-11-2009 10:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 9-11-2009 10:40 AM (14 years ago)
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yeah
Posted: at 9-11-2009 10:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 11-11-2009 10:34 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 11-11-2009 10:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 11-11-2009 10:42 PM (14 years ago)
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chie
Posted: at 11-11-2009 10:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 11-11-2009 10:45 PM (14 years ago)
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let me just pretend as if i didn't see d first comment....llz
@ poster itz bin posted b4 oooooh
Posted: at 11-11-2009 10:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 11-11-2009 10:48 PM (14 years ago)
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okk
Posted: at 11-11-2009 10:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 11-11-2009 10:52 PM (14 years ago)
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watz d ok 4???
Posted: at 11-11-2009 10:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 11-11-2009 10:56 PM (14 years ago)
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asking
Posted: at 11-11-2009 10:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-11-2009 01:41 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 11-11-2009 10:45 PM
let me just pretend as if i didn't see d first comment....llz
@ poster itz bin posted b4 oooooh

yes ma'am
Posted: at 12-11-2009 01:41 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 14-11-2009 08:32 AM (14 years ago)
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funie.
Posted: at 14-11-2009 08:32 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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