Prettyb4eva (Page 4)

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d owner is hidin' in d spa...

Prettyb4eva: "You know somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today. They left a note on my windscreen, it said, ' parking fine' So
that was nice!"

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Prettyb4eva: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Prettyb4eva: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my
hand, oh!
Prettyb4eva: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his
head. Is he crying?

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Prettyb4eva: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

Prettyb4eva just got a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer. Boss was happy and asked what Prettyb4eva did till evening.
Prettyb4eva: Keyboard letters were not in Alphabetical order, so I made it
alright.

Prettyb4eva: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.
Prettyb4eva: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know
start with petrol.

Boss: Where were you born?
Prettyb4eva: niger republic .
Boss: which part?
Prettyb4eva: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in niger .

Prettyb4eva and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car.
Friend: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Prettyb4eva: Don't worry, I have one more.
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Prettyb4eva: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Prettyb4eva: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....

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