Prettyb4eva: "You know somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen, it said, ' parking fine' So that was nice!"
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Prettyb4eva: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Prettyb4eva: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Prettyb4eva: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken. Prettyb4eva: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
Prettyb4eva just got a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what Prettyb4eva did till evening. Prettyb4eva: Keyboard letters were not in Alphabetical order, so I made it alright.
Prettyb4eva: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'. Prettyb4eva: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Boss: Where were you born? Prettyb4eva: niger republic . Boss: which part? Prettyb4eva: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in niger .
Prettyb4eva and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car. Friend: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Prettyb4eva: Don't worry, I have one more. In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
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