THE CONFESSION(JOKE)

Date: 20-11-2009 4:59 am (15 years ago) | Author: Desmond
- at 20-11-2009 04:59 AM (15 years ago)
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A man was sleeping on his deathbed.  The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.



He said, " Martha, I have something to confess to you."



She said, "No dear, save your energy."



He said, "I must tell you so I may pass on to heaven, I cheated on you."



She said, " I know, I poisoned you."

Posted: at 20-11-2009 04:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- xter at 20-11-2009 05:15 AM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:15 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 20-11-2009 05:23 AM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mr-World at 20-11-2009 05:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 20-11-2009 05:15 AM
posted b4

BY WHO? TELL ME THE PERSON BECAUSE HE HAS DON PIRACY.
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 20-11-2009 05:33 AM (15 years ago)
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its been posted about 10 times here and u need to do ultimate search if u need to see 'em
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:33 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 20-11-2009 05:34 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mr-World at 20-11-2009 05:38 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 20-11-2009 05:33 AM
its been posted about 10 times here and u need to do ultimate search if u need to see 'em

i will call EFCC for them
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 20-11-2009 05:41 AM (15 years ago)
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get ur hand cuffed b4 they come bcos u're the one doing piracy now
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:41 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Mr-World at 20-11-2009 05:44 AM (15 years ago)
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OK, GO CALL MILITANT 4 DEM.
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 20-11-2009 05:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Exactly
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 20-11-2009 05:47 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Mr-World on 20-11-2009 05:44 AM
OK, GO CALL MILITANT 4 DEM.
dat one go badder my friend ,u wan make dem kidnap me?well dem say u militants don get office now so no lele
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:47 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 20-11-2009 05:55 AM (15 years ago)
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why dem go kidnap you? unles say them wan feed you for free
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mr-World at 23-11-2009 06:30 PM (15 years ago)
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GBAM.
Posted: at 23-11-2009 06:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 23-11-2009 07:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Exactly
Posted: at 23-11-2009 07:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Mr-World at 23-11-2009 07:10 PM (15 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 23-11-2009 07:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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