Who is Smart?

Date: 27-11-2009 5:37 am (14 years ago) | Author: Desmond
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- at 27-11-2009 05:37 AM (14 years ago)
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A plane was going to the United Kingdom from Lagos. The little environment accomodating the passengers was quiet and full or boredom. Sitting near a very smart, intelligent and experienced British Lawyer was a young Nigerian Lady from Enugu state. The Lawyer tried to bring life and tried to crack jokes which did nothing to get the lady's attention. He cajoled her to say riddles, but her interest even became worst. Thinking he can always manipulate to get what he wants as a Lawyer, he brought up an Idea. Okay lady!!! Ask me any question and if I get it wrong, $50 is yours. But if you get mine wrong, you will give me only but $5. That sounded so attractive and it was a welcoming incentive. The lady agreed without even thinking twice. Then the Lawyer started.
"What is the dsitance between the sun and the fifth star?" The lady without saying a word gave him $5. With a wonderful feeling of an achiever he received the money ready to give an explosive answer to her own question.

"What goes up with 10 legs and comes down with 11?" The Lady asked. Whewww!!! was his first reaction. He made several calls, checked the internet, made contacts with all his friends worldwide but could not find the answer to a rather very strange question. In great sadness, he gave her $50. She received it and in a split second, it was already in her purse without saying a word. The man got furious and asked "What is the answer, you cunny  fellow?" She simply removed $5 and gave it to him


Posted: at 27-11-2009 05:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- elusakin at 27-11-2009 07:17 AM (14 years ago)
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You try, but seen a zillion and one times, read a billion and seven times.
Posted: at 27-11-2009 07:17 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 27-11-2009 10:04 AM (14 years ago)
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e no funie.... hw many tyms una won post dis nah!

Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- vbyz299 at 27-11-2009 10:05 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:05 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bomber at 27-11-2009 11:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Editor in chief

Posted: at 27-11-2009 11:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mr-World at 28-11-2009 06:37 PM (14 years ago)
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YES DIRECTOR

Posted: at 28-11-2009 06:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-11-2009 06:44 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice one
Posted: at 28-11-2009 06:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 28-11-2009 06:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: elusakin on 27-11-2009 07:17 AM
You try, but seen a zillion and one times, read a billion and seven times.

no be small tin oooo

Posted: at 28-11-2009 06:46 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-11-2009 06:53 PM (14 years ago)
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The small stingy O! Her question nor even get answer na she take the man money for nothing
Posted: at 28-11-2009 06:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 28-11-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b all d time

Posted: at 28-11-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Mr-World at 28-11-2009 07:11 PM (14 years ago)
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COMOT HERE

Posted: at 28-11-2009 07:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-11-2009 07:17 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahaha you don make world vex,try encourage am na!
Posted: at 28-11-2009 07:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Mr-World at 28-11-2009 07:28 PM (14 years ago)
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TELL AM OO

Posted: at 28-11-2009 07:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-11-2009 07:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Na my man I go tell am
Posted: at 28-11-2009 07:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Mr-World at 28-11-2009 07:54 PM (14 years ago)
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abeg tell am fast b4 ur time go finish by 9

Posted: at 28-11-2009 07:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-11-2009 07:58 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaha funny.
 Have you seen the new post about Mr Don
Posted: at 28-11-2009 07:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 28-11-2009 08:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Photocopy, posted b4

Posted: at 28-11-2009 08:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-11-2009 08:09 PM (14 years ago)
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J2S 419
Posted: at 28-11-2009 08:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Mr-World at 28-11-2009 08:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 28-11-2009 07:58 PM
hahaha funny.
 Have you seen the new post about Mr Don

NO WHAT ABOUT HIM?

Quote from: just2sexy on 28-11-2009 08:03 PM
Photocopy, posted b4

SEXY MAN WETIN BE UR OWN?

Posted: at 28-11-2009 08:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-11-2009 08:30 PM (14 years ago)
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see 4 yourself
Posted: at 28-11-2009 08:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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