Kaduna prostitutes offer free sex...lol

Date: 27-11-2009 11:05 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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- at 27-11-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago)
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The kind of nonsense you read sometimes..Wink

Read the story below and be amused.

Kaduna prostitutes offer free sex

-As male prostitutes take over business

-Pay one round, get one free

-To form prostitutes union

Female prostitutes in Kaduna have commenced a two month “free sex bonanza” expected to end on December 31st 2009. They claim that the male prostitutes are bent on taking over the age long profession from them, the traditional “owners” of the trade.

The female prostitutes who operate from a part of Kaduna metropolis, popularly called obalende on Maduguri road, claim the free sex would shore up and improve their business, which has nosedived for some months now.

To let people know that these prostitutes mean business, already they have began to create awareness for their sex freebie offer, by putting up banners and posters along their “territory” intimating customers of their offer, including other services on offer.

Sources gathered that how this offer works is, if you pay for a round of sex, you will get another round free. Also, the prize has been categorized into two, which are: petrol instant/ per night sex and gas instant/ per night sex. Anal sex is described as gas sex, which has been increased from N20,000 to N50,000 per night, while the normal sex also called petrol sex has been increased from N5,000 to N15,000 per night.

One of the female prostitutes in the area, who goes by the name “Presido”, and who claims to be a graduate of Ahmadu Bello University, told sources that they can no longer afford to provide to people at the former price, due to Inflation. More importantly, they claimed that the male prostitutes are now trying to take over the business from them. Sources gathered that more people now find the male prostitutes less expensive, hence, the shift in patronage to them. Big boys and girls now pick these male prostitutes between 10pm to 2am, along a very popular hotel by Rabah and Mando road, Kaduna.


Posted: at 27-11-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- chrissiebee at 27-11-2009 11:07 PM (14 years ago)
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so why are u telling us?

Posted: at 27-11-2009 11:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 28-11-2009 01:07 AM (14 years ago)
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make i run go kaduna for free sex oooh.....this is one of the advantages of being a Nigerian

Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:07 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chrissiebee at 28-11-2009 01:08 AM (14 years ago)
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lmfaooo

Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:08 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 28-11-2009 01:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Poster how did u manage to get ur info.. u sure say, You know dey............ na waoo. all follow shaaaa Cheesy

Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 28-11-2009 01:17 AM (14 years ago)
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make we dey 2geda d-kid

Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:17 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ceejay58 at 28-11-2009 01:23 AM (14 years ago)
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why re telling this 2 NP.......   or re u involve Huh?
Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:23 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 28-11-2009 01:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 28-11-2009 01:07 AM
make i run go kaduna for free sex oooh.....this is one of the advantages of being a Nigerian
Huh? omo nigeria rere,sanuku
Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chrissiebee at 28-11-2009 01:29 AM (14 years ago)
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the guy is involved bigg time!

Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:29 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- humblej at 28-11-2009 01:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 28-11-2009 01:07 AM
make i run go kaduna for free sex oooh.....this is one of the advantages of being a Nigerian

If free sex could give u an advantage of being in Niaja, what are shortcomings of being in Naija? so that i go weigh the two to know whether i go relocate to Niaja come next year...

Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 28-11-2009 01:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: adedupcy on 28-11-2009 01:27 AM
Quote from: xter on 28-11-2009 01:07 AM
make i run go kaduna for free sex oooh.....this is one of the advantages of being a Nigerian
Huh? omo nigeria rere,sanuku
dis is what i call dividends of democracy

Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:32 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chrissiebee at 28-11-2009 01:35 AM (14 years ago)
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see dem..dem hear free sex, them branch! chei!  mennnnnnnn!

Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ceejay58 at 28-11-2009 01:44 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:44 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 28-11-2009 01:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: humblej on 28-11-2009 01:31 AM
Quote from: xter on 28-11-2009 01:07 AM
make i run go kaduna for free sex oooh.....this is one of the advantages of being a Nigerian

If free sex could give u an advantage of being in Niaja, what are shortcomings of being in Naija? so that i go weigh the two to know whether i go relocate to Niaja come next year...
come tapa tapa.......free sex dividends of democracy

Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:46 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ceejay58 at 28-11-2009 01:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: chrissiebee on 28-11-2009 01:35 AM
see dem..dem hear free sex, them branch! chei!  mennnnnnnn!

u never hear say ''no place like home'' b/4?....... Grin
Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- chrissiebee at 28-11-2009 01:54 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ceejay58 on 28-11-2009 01:49 AM
Quote from: chrissiebee on 28-11-2009 01:35 AM
see dem..dem hear free sex, them branch! chei!  mennnnnnnn!

u never hear say ''no place like home'' b/4?....... Grin

by home do u mean Naija or do u mean honeypot?  Huh?

Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 28-11-2009 01:55 AM (14 years ago)
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4 those going 2 kad,safe journey nd hv a nicest time in advance  Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 28-11-2009 01:59 AM (14 years ago)
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e dey pain u say i wan leave u?

Posted: at 28-11-2009 01:59 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ceejay58 at 28-11-2009 02:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: chrissiebee on 28-11-2009 01:54 AM
Quote from: ceejay58 on 28-11-2009 01:49 AM
Quote from: chrissiebee on 28-11-2009 01:35 AM
see dem..dem hear free sex, them branch! chei!  mennnnnnnn!

u never hear say ''no place like home'' b/4?....... Grin

by home do u mean Naija or do u mean honeypotHuh?

 Wink
Posted: at 28-11-2009 02:00 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- chrissiebee at 28-11-2009 02:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ceejay58 on 28-11-2009 02:00 AM
Quote from: chrissiebee on 28-11-2009 01:54 AM
Quote from: ceejay58 on 28-11-2009 01:49 AM
Quote from: chrissiebee on 28-11-2009 01:35 AM
see dem..dem hear free sex, them branch! chei!  mennnnnnnn!

u never hear say ''no place like home'' b/4?....... Grin

by home do u mean Naija or do u mean honeypotHuh?

 Wink

hmm..thats anbuda lie! soem people say the mouth is better than home! if u knwo what i mean!

Posted: at 28-11-2009 02:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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