franel at 19-04-2015 10:33 PM (10 years ago) (m)
««§» 19 April 2015 Mr John discovered that he was feeling pain all over his body, then, he went to his doctor for check-up. After the diagnosis, a conversation ensued: Doctor: Mr John, I discovered that you have high blood pressure. Now take this bill. That is how much you are going to pay for your check-up.
Besides, whatever will give you heart attack again, do not think about it but throw it away to avoid reoccurrence of heart attack. As Mr John saw #150,000 on the bill, he tore it and threw it away. The doctor asked him why he did that, he said, “Doctor, I only followed your instruction. You said anything that would give me heart attack, I should not think about it but throw it away. I did that because the amount I saw in that bill that I’m going to pay would give me another heart attack.”
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Common sense is indeed not common. Posted: at 19-04-2015 10:33 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
rakelly at 20-04-2015 05:14 PM (10 years ago) (f)
who be this?
Posted: at 20-04-2015 05:14 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply franel at 21-04-2015 01:28 AM (10 years ago) (m)
Read to know who
Common sense is indeed not common. Posted: at 21-04-2015 01:28 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply rakelly at 22-04-2015 02:19 PM (10 years ago) (f)
CHAI
Posted: at 22-04-2015 02:19 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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DIA IS GOD OOOOO
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 23-04-2015 04:36 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply franel at 24-04-2015 05:44 AM (10 years ago) (m)
Na only you waka come?
Common sense is indeed not common. Posted: at 24-04-2015 05:44 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply Holyboss at 24-04-2015 09:22 AM (10 years ago) (m)
Now dis yoke wants to give me hearth attack
***tear joke and dip it in rakelly's pant
**now d smell of her pant want to give me hrt attack,
what do I do
Posted: at 24-04-2015 09:22 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply zeigbo at 25-04-2015 06:00 PM (10 years ago) (m)
tear her pant and dip it into posters mouth abi Hw u see am
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 25-04-2015 06:00 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply franel at 26-04-2015 12:28 AM (10 years ago) (m)
Chai! nawao wicked people, this comment want to give me heart attack. Abeg, what I go tear now so this oga-ontop will turn the pant to his permanent hankie?
Common sense is indeed not common. Posted: at 26-04-2015 12:28 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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tear ur boxers,, thats all
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 26-04-2015 08:14 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply franel at 26-04-2015 11:30 PM (10 years ago) (m)
Alright, I just tore one that was inside my wardrobe..
Common sense is indeed not common. Posted: at 26-04-2015 11:30 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 27-04-2015 04:33 AM (10 years ago) (m)
then give it to the oga above u
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 27-04-2015 04:33 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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Alright, I just tore one that was inside my wardrobe..
turn to the person below next to u and put it in his mouth
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 27-04-2015 10:54 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply brightossy at 28-04-2015 12:49 PM (10 years ago) (m)
una don dirty the whole place with all these things wey una dey tear.
Posted: at 28-04-2015 12:49 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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go clean am naa....no be ur work be dat
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 28-04-2015 06:51 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply Holyboss at 2-05-2015 09:50 AM (10 years ago) (m)
ossy, you should help rakelly clean her dirty pant
Posted: at 2-05-2015 09:50 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply giftmurphy at 2-05-2015 01:49 PM (10 years ago) (f)
Now dis yoke wants to give me hearth attack
***tear joke and dip it in rakelly's pant
**now d smell of her pant want to give me hrt attack,
what do I do
uv done what u wanna do already
Posted: at 2-05-2015 01:49 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply giftmurphy at 2-05-2015 01:49 PM (10 years ago) (f)
turn to the person below next to u and put it in his mouth
Posted: at 2-05-2015 01:49 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply at 2-05-2015 01:52 PM (10 years ago)
romantic right
?
Posted: at 2-05-2015 01:52 PM (10 years ago) |
Reply giftmurphy at 2-05-2015 02:04 PM (10 years ago) (f)
romantic right
?
am sure thats ur way of being romantic!*ewww*
Posted: at 2-05-2015 02:04 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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