Kids Are Quick

Date: 04-12-2009 3:34 am (15 years ago) | Author: chizy
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- at 4-12-2009 03:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Kids Are Quick
____________ _________ _________ ______

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ....
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O .
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O .
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
____________ _________ _________ _________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is ..
TEACHER: No, Millie ..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
____________ _________ _________ _____
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Posted: at 4-12-2009 03:34 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- xter at 4-12-2009 03:44 AM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 4-12-2009 03:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 4-12-2009 03:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 4-12-2009 03:44 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 4-12-2009 03:49 AM (15 years ago)
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jsexy......u're the one making pple desert dis place......dat was his very 1st post and u're dishearting him with ur posted b4 syndrome
Posted: at 4-12-2009 03:49 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 4-12-2009 03:53 AM (15 years ago)
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I knw check him status see say nah newbie nah.. Guy u try good joke Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2009 03:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 4-12-2009 03:56 AM (15 years ago)
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u dey crase...lol
Posted: at 4-12-2009 03:56 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 4-12-2009 04:00 AM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2009 04:00 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 4-12-2009 04:04 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 4-12-2009 04:04 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 4-12-2009 04:06 AM (15 years ago)
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Wetin hmmm u? Dis is a good joke Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2009 04:06 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 4-12-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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cool joke lol
Posted: at 4-12-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 4-12-2009 06:27 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 4-12-2009 06:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-12-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago)
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okeke
Posted: at 4-12-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neossha at 5-12-2009 12:55 PM (15 years ago)
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lmao
nyc  one....
Posted: at 5-12-2009 12:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 5-12-2009 01:01 PM (15 years ago)
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nice, makes me laugh
Posted: at 5-12-2009 01:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 5-12-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: KleverC on  4-12-2009 03:45 PM
cool joke lol
Posted: at 5-12-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 5-12-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago)
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crase
Posted: at 5-12-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-12-2009 01:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Xter i dey use God name beg u, change dis pic
Posted: at 5-12-2009 01:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 5-12-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago)
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why? wetin be ur own? na buy lappy for me? abi na u dey pay my internet bills
Posted: at 5-12-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-12-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Guy u resemble sickler
Posted: at 5-12-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 5-12-2009 01:40 PM (15 years ago)
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i know now
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