Facelift (Page 3)

Date: 12-12-2009 12:43 am (14 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- brizio at 13-12-2009 09:12 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 12-12-2009 12:16 PM
Quote from: brizio on 12-12-2009 10:51 AM
j2s abeg explain ur joke

guy the joke is very self-explanatory.... anyone that doesnt understand should reread or kiss flames Grin Grin

guy no be for me, my IQ dey off the charts, na for pple like federico wey no get am.
I no sure say im still don get am
Posted: at 13-12-2009 09:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 14-12-2009 12:02 PM (14 years ago)
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see language
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- scorpionheart99 at 14-12-2009 12:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 14-12-2009 12:02 PM
see language

good advice... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Wink Wink Wink
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- prettyb4eva at 14-12-2009 05:43 PM (14 years ago)
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sori i 4got 2 laugh
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- brizio at 14-12-2009 05:49 PM (14 years ago)
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see gorillas
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- teeco at 14-12-2009 05:52 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
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- 080575 at 14-12-2009 05:55 PM (14 years ago)
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We need 2 rebrand J2S.... Undecided
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- teeco at 14-12-2009 05:57 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha
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- scorpionheart99 at 14-12-2009 09:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 14-12-2009 05:49 PM
see gorillas

WHERE?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
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- Ashl3y at 14-12-2009 10:21 PM (14 years ago)
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LMAAO! I'M SOORY I WAS MISTAKEN. U ARE HILA Lady, HILARIOUS! THIS IS THE LINE THAT REALLY DID IT FOR ME! " the doctor retorts, "those aren't bags, those are your tits. And if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!"
Smiley
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- brizio at 14-12-2009 10:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 14-12-2009 09:50 PM
Quote from: brizio on 14-12-2009 05:49 PM
see gorillas

WHERE?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

naijapals
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- xter at 15-12-2009 12:03 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 12-12-2009 12:43 AM
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
"Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I don't want to have to come back."

The doctor thinks for a second, then offers, "There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head. Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing, you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up, and they disappear."

"That's what I want!" exclaims the lady. "Let's do that."

Six months later the lady charges into the doctor's office. "Well, how's the procedure holding up?" the doctor asks. "Terrible!" the lady bellows. "It's the worst mistake I've ever made."

"What's wrong?" asks the doctor.

"Just look at these bags under my eyes!" she hollers.

"Lady," the doctor retorts, "those aren't bags, those are your tits. And if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!"







Grin Grin







Just2sexy
more than funny
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- ebony_cutie at 15-12-2009 01:16 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
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- teeco at 15-12-2009 09:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 14-12-2009 10:27 PM
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Quote from: brizio on 14-12-2009 05:49 PM
see gorillas

WHERE?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

naijapals

@ your profile
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- scorpionheart99 at 15-12-2009 01:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 15-12-2009 09:40 AM
Quote from: brizio on 14-12-2009 10:27 PM
Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 14-12-2009 09:50 PM
Quote from: brizio on 14-12-2009 05:49 PM
see gorillas

WHERE?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

naijapals

@ your profile

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy.....lol
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