THE MISSING THING

Date: 19-05-2015 3:55 pm (8 years ago) | Author: Sunny A
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- at 19-05-2015 03:55 PM (8 years ago)
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JUSTMARK who was very drunk was with his girlfriend(RAKELY) in a cinema and suddenly fell asleep. After a while, he woke up and started shouting, “MY PENIS!… MY PENIS!!!” Everyone was surprised.

He continued, “Where is my penis! Someone has cut my penis and my nuts! Oh sh*t, where the hell is my penis???”

RAKELY very embarrassed,  quietly said to him,

“Shut up you idiot! Your hand is in my panty!”

Posted: at 19-05-2015 03:55 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
- omomarty at 22-05-2015 05:59 PM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-05-2015 05:59 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-05-2015 08:37 PM (8 years ago)
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were this 1 come from ?

Posted: at 30-05-2015 08:37 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-06-2015 04:49 AM (8 years ago)
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but why?

Posted: at 1-06-2015 04:49 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 2-06-2015 09:54 AM (8 years ago)
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mmmmmm

Posted: at 2-06-2015 09:54 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 2-06-2015 05:28 PM (8 years ago)
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still but why?

Posted: at 2-06-2015 05:28 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-06-2015 10:49 AM (8 years ago)
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but yeye

Posted: at 6-06-2015 10:49 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- justmak at 6-06-2015 11:21 AM (8 years ago)
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very funny! I 4got to laugh!! wannabe

Posted: at 6-06-2015 11:21 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 6-06-2015 06:54 PM (8 years ago)
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but why?

Posted: at 6-06-2015 06:54 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 9-06-2015 11:07 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 30-05-2015 08:37 PM
were this 1 come from ?

since wey i know you na so so yeye nd senseless questions u de ask?
wetin de worry u? abi nobody bring sacrifice for u again?
Posted: at 9-06-2015 11:07 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 10-06-2015 06:15 AM (8 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes akamu

Posted: at 10-06-2015 06:15 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-06-2015 05:59 AM (8 years ago)
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if akamu dey worry u like this....wetin go happen when u come drink chekpe or smoke gbana?

Posted: at 11-06-2015 05:59 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 11-06-2015 11:44 PM (8 years ago)
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postet na zeigbo brod
Posted: at 11-06-2015 11:44 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-06-2015 08:25 AM (8 years ago)
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u sabi dem?

Posted: at 12-06-2015 08:25 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- DNLPitakwa at 12-06-2015 03:59 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 30-05-2015 08:37 PM
were this 1 come from ?
You never recover from the effect of that mad woman piss wey you drink abi?
Posted: at 12-06-2015 03:59 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- DNLPitakwa at 12-06-2015 04:00 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: justmak on  6-06-2015 11:21 AM
very funny! I 4got to laugh!! wannabe
For your mind now u don make comment abi?
See as u dey run your mouth like Molue wey fail brake.
Posted: at 12-06-2015 04:00 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- DNLPitakwa at 12-06-2015 04:03 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 11-06-2015 11:44 PM
postet na zeigbo brod
Abeg go answer JUSTMARK. The poor guy just dey recover. Him need ur attention.
Posted: at 12-06-2015 04:03 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 12-06-2015 06:24 PM (8 years ago)
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what a yeye

Posted: at 12-06-2015 06:24 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 13-06-2015 05:04 AM (8 years ago)
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na double yeye

Posted: at 13-06-2015 05:04 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 17-06-2015 08:47 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-06-2015 08:47 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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