In uniport just now

Date: 28-05-2015 9:14 am (9 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT OSSY
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- at 28-05-2015 09:14 AM (9 years ago)
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Justmak failed JAMB 5 times. Last week, he travelled to visit
his friend in UNIPORT. He fell sick & was admitted to a
hospital there. He later called his mum & said...
Jm: Hello ma.
MUM: That place is silent, where are you?
Jm: I'm in UNIPORT!
MUM: God thank you oh!
Jm: I was admitted!
MUM: (laughing & dancing) ah! My son, do U know it was
just yesterday I went to BABA to prepare a charm for u so dat
u can get admission? I never expected it to come so soon!
(Still laughing & dancing)
Jm: mummy it's malaria oh!
MUM: ah which kind course be that one? Is dat a new course
in the university?
Jm: I would be discharged 2moro!
MUM: God forbid! I reject it on your behalf! U will be there for
at least 4yrs!...just now wey you get admission dem wan
discharge you. My God no go gree!

Posted: at 28-05-2015 09:14 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- omomarty at 29-05-2015 11:17 AM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-05-2015 11:17 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 29-05-2015 12:32 PM (9 years ago)
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so w8tin come happen after?

Posted: at 29-05-2015 12:32 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Holyboss at 29-05-2015 07:06 PM (9 years ago)
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stale, justmak is in d second year now with his new roommate (ossy) who is a fresher...
Posted: at 29-05-2015 07:06 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 30-05-2015 12:15 AM (9 years ago)
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PB5676
Posted: at 30-05-2015 12:15 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-05-2015 08:12 PM (9 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 30-05-2015 08:12 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 31-05-2015 04:44 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: justmak on 29-05-2015 12:32 PM
so w8tin come happen after?
his mum no allow him cm back
Posted: at 31-05-2015 04:44 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 31-05-2015 09:47 PM (9 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 31-05-2015 09:47 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-06-2015 05:09 AM (9 years ago)
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but why?

Posted: at 1-06-2015 05:09 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-06-2015 08:06 PM (9 years ago)
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u dey crase ?

Posted: at 1-06-2015 08:06 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 2-06-2015 08:07 AM (9 years ago)
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I be wan crase b4...but after I see ur own crase, I change my mind

Posted: at 2-06-2015 08:07 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 2-06-2015 04:01 PM (9 years ago)
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lol. him crase cure ur madness
Posted: at 2-06-2015 04:01 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 2-06-2015 05:34 PM (9 years ago)
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no...him crase prevented my own

Posted: at 2-06-2015 05:34 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 3-06-2015 09:44 AM (9 years ago)
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ur yeye Na 7gear,

Posted: at 3-06-2015 09:44 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 4-06-2015 05:33 AM (9 years ago)
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ur own yeye na high speed with turbo charger

Posted: at 4-06-2015 05:33 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 4-06-2015 09:55 AM (9 years ago)
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abeg who get nokia charger for here?
Posted: at 4-06-2015 09:55 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-06-2015 05:48 PM (9 years ago)
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u wan charge ur yeye

Posted: at 5-06-2015 05:48 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 6-06-2015 07:07 PM (9 years ago)
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so na nokia charger him dey use to charge him yeye....I throway cap for ram

Posted: at 6-06-2015 07:07 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 7-06-2015 05:15 PM (9 years ago)
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una don dey confess d origin of una yeye
Posted: at 7-06-2015 05:15 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 9-06-2015 10:48 PM (9 years ago)
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yeye men
Posted: at 9-06-2015 10:48 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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