The 22 things to do to drive men crazy!! (Page 2)

Date: 03-09-2007 3:41 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Chocotastiez
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- festacboy at 25-09-2007 09:47 PM (16 years ago)
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@herre, are you a man, woman or both? next 2 ur name is a male icon while ur pix looks female. help me figure that out. thnx

back to you nigerianvixen26, if you tell me with all sanity that u are a strong woman bcos of one or all those STUPID qualities, then you better get yourself checked up by a psychiatrist. dont take it personal, I'm only being real!

i wouldnt worry about such thing bcos i know there are females out there with a 100% better qualities contrary to those you listed. i'll rather stuggle and fight to keep a lady who'll drive a man crazy with her love, affection, care and so on... I'M SURE U AGREE WITH ME ON THAT.

why would you take it for weakness if a sane man chooses to settle down with a lady of his like i.e. a lady in her right senses?

i am not a mad man, so i'll willingly RUN AWAY from a mad woman with such qualities! shame no dey dat one at all!!!!

if any man should tolerate any of those- he is the one to be labelled WEAK. why live with problems when you can live a peaceful life. thats my word-CHOICE.




Posted: at 25-09-2007 09:47 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- herre at 25-09-2007 11:31 PM (16 years ago)
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I AM A SHEMALE!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Wink Wink
Posted: at 25-09-2007 11:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 26-09-2007 12:12 AM (16 years ago)
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@festacboy..nah actually you need some reality check..and some medications as well..I am a registered nurse..and I'll be more than happy to prescribe some for you. Grin Grin. Well I guess you're really having an issue with these simply because you fall into  the "WEAK MEN GROUP". I've already made myself clear about this topic over and over..and besides..you can take it as whatever cuz i really don't give a damn!..And yes..I do consider those being strong willed because only a "STRONG MAN" can handle a chic like that..You can ramble on and on all you want..and even call it whatever..100% better qualities?? are you kidding me?? YOU MUST BE TALKING ABOUT A PLASTIC BARBIE DOLL THEN..[/b]. Cuz there aint no female in this world that have not displayed any or more of those qualities.. so with that being said..and you're willing to wait to find that plastic barbie doll..which costs about $5.99 at TOYS R US..then I supposed you can wait until that plastic barbie comes to life or hell freezes over..whichever comes first..And you call that real?? nah..real niggas have already taken voiced their opinions about this and have made it very clear as to what so called "MAN" should do to avoid those things..(READ PRIOR NOTES")..and off all d men here whom had read these..you seem to be the only one rambling on and on about it..Do you even have a girl?? well i guess not..since you said that you're willing to wait for the plastic barbie..well in that case..my advice to you is"KEEP YOUR GIRL HAPPY AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT D LISTS" NOW THATS REAL!!..aight..PEACE!!!
Posted: at 26-09-2007 12:12 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 26-09-2007 09:14 AM (16 years ago)
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whOa iTs GettiNg hOt in HeRE....ThE RooF iS on FiRE......
 Tongue Shocked

OK CooL iT guYS....eventhough i said that not all are true and it can be bad but come on guys....women need affection and attention....when u are hiiting on her u can tell her all those flowery words that she means the world to u and she is an angel and why freak out on this ones....that means u can't keep ur promise on treating a gal right....

@nigerianvixen...maybe FestacBoy find Rule no.23 and 24 more interesting to drive him crazy...

No.23- Gals with nice Tits

No.24- Gals who are good in bed....

so what he is actually looking for is not Barbie Doll but a PornStar.....




Posted: at 26-09-2007 09:14 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- festacboy at 26-09-2007 01:12 PM (16 years ago)
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whats going down ladies? dont wanna hear the truth? ok, lets get dirty, since you started it...

@nigerianvixen26, you seem to know much about the plastic dolly thing. oh.. now i know why, you're still mad cos ur ex chose the dolly over you, eh?. shame on you.

@myragonza, are you jealous of the pornstars bcos ur man(if at all you have one) wont stop watching their movies? how pathetic :'(

dont worry though, you ladies should get urself 22 sex toys and tell me how they drive you crazy. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-09-2007 01:12 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Vixenx at 26-09-2007 02:38 PM (16 years ago)
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LMAO!!! nigga u 4 real or you just getting a lil whacked up over these whole damn thing.?.And as I recall..of all these men that have read this shit..you seem to be d only one taken it a little personal.Does it really affect you  that much to be called "WEAK"?? obviously it does and that right there proves my whole phyuking point. Now check this..I've never been left..(obviously that's why i stand for those 22 lists..right ?). another thing..YOU MADE THE CLAIM THAT YOU'RE WILLING TO WAIT FOR D GIRL WITH 100% PERSONALITY..OR DID YOU FORGET??..So I suggested that you get you a plastic Barbie doll..after all ..they're the only thing that comes close to a 100%.Actually i do  know about plastic dollies..I used to play with one when i was a lil girl..(LMAO)..and you probably did too(lmao)..You must really know so much about sex toys..you should know how they feel since your 100% Barbie hasn't showed up yet..so i hope you enjoy it..right along with the porns too..but just a lil question though..(does d dolly talk back when you're hunching it??)*LMAO*..well festacboy..THIS REALLY PROVES MY POINT THAT THE*22 THINGS TO DRIVE THE MEN CRAZY"ACTUALLY WORKS!!!..It's doing wonders for you right now aint it??..I'm really driving you crazy right now cuz you keep coming back..lol..lol..damn I ain't know it was gon be this easy though!!(padding myself on d back)..For anyone doubters out there that's really wondering if those things really drives d men crazy!!

*IT WORKS!!!..IT WORKS.. IT REALLY REALLY WORKS!!!..(LMAO).
Shocked Shocked Shocked Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 26-09-2007 02:38 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- festacboy at 26-09-2007 05:28 PM (16 years ago)
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it works to make a mad woman who believes in 22 mad things  get mad. force urself to believe what u want. i've made my point, its TOO STRONG for u to accept and its DRIVING YOU crazy, i can see u're still mad! Grin Grin

aint gat nothing but love for you, sista
...to the next episode Wink
Posted: at 26-09-2007 05:28 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Vixenx at 26-09-2007 10:57 PM (16 years ago)
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umm nah.. actually i'm not..I made the lists..posted it..and left it alone. Obviously..YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S MAD TO KEEP GOING ON AND ON ABOUT IT!!.I . The point of the whole thing is to"DRIVE D MEN CRAZY..NOT D FEMALES".. Grin Grin Grin..So It's all gravy though.. Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 26-09-2007 10:57 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 27-09-2007 09:46 AM (16 years ago)
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nope FestacBoy....i do my own home-made porn for my guy coz he fulfil the 22 rules and it drives him crazy that he wants me MORE.....sorry for u and ur 'Love Doll" maybe u would want to consider a "S.I.L.F".......well it simply means a SHEEP IN LOVE to FCUK............

Posted: at 27-09-2007 09:46 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dejifortune at 11-10-2007 04:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Do u even think of keeping your relationship? if YES just dont try this funny Game but if NO, you dont even need to apply all, #18 is enough to say goodbye to him cos if you ask me what i hate most, is comparing me with another guy even if it is favouring me, i hate it, i am the kind who belive that Human are simply different, take a look at your fingers, are they equal? so you dont need to compare you BF with another guy, not even a neutral guy more to say of your EX, if my GF just compare me with her Ex, then he should forget me cos it simply mean, her heart is not with me or how will u feel if your BF talks of his EX 24-7? so if you still love you guy and u want to keep him for real, forget this games, cos it wont lead you to somewhere good, it can even break a marriage talkless of a relationship, Mark my words.....................Peace

Posted: at 11-10-2007 04:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 11-10-2007 06:05 PM (16 years ago)
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@dejifortune..Though it's a survey..I've actually done or displayed one or more of the above and uumm..he aint go nowhere..that relationship was actually kept!!!......Though the title says ways to drive the men crazy..if It were the opposite.."IT WOULDN'T REALLY DO A THING FOR ME CUZ...I'M GOOD 2 MY MAN AND AND AINT NONE OF THAT..WHICH IS MY POINT OF THESE WHOLE THING..TREAT UR GIRL RIGHT..THEN YOU WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT!!!
Posted: at 11-10-2007 06:05 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 11-10-2007 07:44 PM (16 years ago)
We should know that human beings are different........ok,some men are different and will not take anything that drives them crazy............,its meant be workin for you and meant not work for others...well we are all adult and should knw wht to do to make our man crazy.........45% drives them crazy
Posted: at 11-10-2007 07:44 PM (16 years ago) |
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- Vixenx at 12-10-2007 12:11 AM (16 years ago)
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YEP!!.. And I sure do..and it works all the time!!.. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-10-2007 12:11 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- otana at 12-10-2007 04:27 PM (16 years ago)
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wat if the guy dont just get bottered....the girl will be driven mad first and wont recover from the madness......leave her to cry, cry and cry the more!!!!!silly girl.
Posted: at 12-10-2007 04:27 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Vixenx at 12-10-2007 04:37 PM (16 years ago)
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"THAT THERE MAKES HIM A WHAT NOW?Huh?STRONG""..Either way..whether he reacts to it or not, He's still there though cuz he a strong nigga dat can handle his..."And my point still remains that"ONLY A WEAK ASS NIGGA RUNS FROM A CHIC THAT DISPLAYS ONE OR MORE OF D ABOVE"...ummm...why would d girl go mad??? then that makes her a "WEAK BITCH".. oh never dat!!!..Umm..keep it rolling 2 da...
NEXT EPISODE!!!..Do you get mad at your own shit??
Posted: at 12-10-2007 04:37 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- otana at 12-10-2007 07:05 PM (16 years ago)
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...look a man that is already loaded with issues now having a girl adding one more headache to him has not only made herself a 'task mistress' but someone who wants to kill her man young....my advice to any man in that shoe is to remain stiff to all her 'provocations' i call it and let her keep crying and crying and see who will beg her to stop! silly girl!!

men are not ruled by manipulations whether 22 things or  44 things...we are unpredictable beings more so in this era when we (men) have many (if not better than her) on the waiting list ready to snatch away to let her continue her 22 things to infinity.
Posted: at 12-10-2007 07:05 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Vixenx at 13-10-2007 12:17 AM (16 years ago)
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Not ruled.."BUT PUT 2 TEST"..on what waiting lists?? "da hoes on d streets lists"?? nah..every chic needs  a strong ass nigga by their side. Shit...The time of d months does bring alot of those things along..or even worse..SO BASICALLY YOU SAYING THAT A NIGGA SHOULD BOUNCE CUZ OF DAT??...Don't know about other chics..but I want a man thats gon handle d fact that as a girl..I do have several moods and times it does get a little irritating..If he can't handle that..oh well.."HE'S FREE 2 BOUNCE ANYIME..EVEN THOUGH THAT HASN'T HAPPENED.."
Posted: at 13-10-2007 12:17 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- herre at 13-10-2007 12:35 AM (16 years ago)
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i think truthfuly i can say i have done 4,9,12,14 once or twice and my bf didnt run up the hill screamin!u have to like dat girl vry lil or not at all, to say u cant tolerate any of those things.
Posted: at 13-10-2007 12:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- otana at 13-10-2007 11:15 AM (16 years ago)
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hey Herre

.....I must say you are very fortunate that you have done 4 shots and still get your man by your side...'FORTUNATE' i mean it. But I assure you by the time you have done half of the 22 shots you will light  several candles looking for the man you call your own, even call your friends...all to no avail .

...And Vixen

I must tell you that life is war and of taking opportunities not used by somebody. The missed opportunity by one person becomes anothers' chance. Don't manufacture anything  trying to get your man attention - men are not manipulated....gone are the days that a man will eat apple cos his woman ate it ....if eating apple was wrong! Understand your man and do what he wants rather than thinking you can drive him crazy with your so call....you are just risking a chance. BE WARNED!
Posted: at 13-10-2007 11:15 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- byommite at 13-10-2007 01:20 PM (16 years ago)
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Well I will say a good one there! But does not work on every one. Temperament is all you need to understand to deal with most of this issues. Witt many men this principle will fail!
Posted: at 13-10-2007 01:20 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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