The Lord's Prayer

Date: 25-12-2009 1:21 am (15 years ago) | Author: coleman onyeka
- at 25-12-2009 01:21 AM (15 years ago)
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A father was praying with his son when his son did sth that amazed him. The following are the words between the father and the son.

Father: let's pray. Our father, Who art in heaven...
give us this day our daily bread and..........................................................................
Son: Daddy ! stop!
Father: what is it?
Son: You always ask God 4 daily bread but i have never seen a day that we are given Bread. My advice is that u should ask god 4 "gari" or "rice". Maye be bread is very expensive in heaven but am sure that "gari" and "rice" would be very cheap.
The father just burst into laughter as u are dong now

Posted: at 25-12-2009 01:21 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheenor at 25-12-2009 01:28 AM (15 years ago)
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datz the fact don't ye ask for daily bread?? hv ye got any since your birth? so da little boi waz curios coz he wantz to knowz whtz up!!

Posted: at 25-12-2009 01:28 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 27-12-2009 08:36 PM (15 years ago)
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haha

Posted: at 27-12-2009 08:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 28-12-2009 08:06 PM (15 years ago)
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What about daily moi moi..?
Posted: at 28-12-2009 08:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nickyvil at 17-01-2010 12:19 PM (15 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 17-01-2010 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 17-01-2010 12:20 PM (15 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 17-01-2010 12:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-01-2010 12:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Andes on 28-12-2009 08:06 PM
What about daily moi moi..?

Or daily okpa?

Posted: at 17-01-2010 12:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 19-01-2010 02:15 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 19-01-2010 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 19-01-2010 02:22 PM (15 years ago)
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or daily cake Grin
Posted: at 19-01-2010 02:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 20-01-2010 01:07 AM (15 years ago)
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daily agidi
Posted: at 20-01-2010 01:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Annizzle at 20-01-2010 01:12 AM (15 years ago)
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or fried rice
Posted: at 20-01-2010 01:12 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- damover at 20-01-2010 05:00 AM (15 years ago)
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or daily pure water...
Posted: at 20-01-2010 05:00 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zorned4u at 20-01-2010 08:45 AM (15 years ago)
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them go also ask for daily tea.
Posted: at 20-01-2010 08:45 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Doshe at 20-01-2010 08:51 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 20-01-2010 08:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajewoleolubunmi at 22-01-2010 01:56 PM (15 years ago)
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what of daily money y
funnyyyy
Posted: at 22-01-2010 01:56 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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