A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital and asked the doctor to call a Nigerian Police Officer & a Politician. Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands and kept quiet. The guys were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician asks, 'But why did you call us? ‘The priest gathered all his strength and said, 'Jesus died between two thieves.....I want to go the same way!!!!!!!!!!!
Smile with caution, with only one eye and two front teeth open.
TGIF. Have a lovely weekend!!
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 31-07-2015 05:28 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 31-07-2015 07:17 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha nice one..U made my friday, i dey go out go drink. Dis na where ur talent dey, i beg no waste am...
Posted: at 31-07-2015 07:17 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
My prayer is lemme be like that humbled criminal who enthusiastically & bitterly rebuked the other for not knowing Christ. Thus, he unexpectedly gained paradise/heaven. Mehn, that day wont be funny o.
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 1-08-2015 01:44 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
@D_ckieponga, You remind me of a guy you look alike, while people called to speak with Buhari on NTA Live show airing their opinion in improving Nigeria’s economy, this dude called & said Buhari should reduce the high cost of Star and Gulder in Nigeria to #80 or #70. Seriously, some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair made of steel.
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 1-08-2015 02:05 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 1-08-2015 04:11 PM (8 years ago) (m)
@ franel, how can i look like someone u no wey u never see my face before... Dat skool wey u go sef na prison now... Just cos i praise u for dis small joke no mean say make u go use weed for ur egusi. I beg go siddon.
Posted: at 1-08-2015 04:11 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 1-08-2015 04:11 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: franel on 1-08-2015 02:05 PM
@D_ckieponga, You remind me of a guy you look alike, while people called to speak with Buhari on NTA Live show airing their opinion in improving Nigeria’s economy, this dude called & said Buhari should reduce the high cost of Star and Gulder in Nigeria to #80 or #70. Seriously, some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair made of steel.
this kind high five go make sense oooo
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 1-08-2015 04:11 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 1-08-2015 04:16 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: franel on 1-08-2015 01:44 PM
My prayer is lemme be like that humbled criminal who enthusiastically & bitterly rebuked the other for not knowing Christ. Thus, he unexpectedly gained paradise/heaven. Mehn, that day wont be funny o.
u and zeigbo go discuss that one.....my own be say make two of una show dat day when I call una
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 1-08-2015 04:16 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
@D_ckieponga, I do tell you, drunkenness doesn't fit you. It was an awful showtime that you put weed in my egusi soup. So dont be surprised if I tell you anything concerning your past, present or future. Na u cos it.
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 1-08-2015 07:36 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
It's not a small sometinz o. Pastor asked me on Sunday, crossing gutter while holding Bible on one hand & IPad on the other. Two of them slipped your hands, which one of them will I catch? See me, see wahala o.. The question shocks me.
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 1-08-2015 07:45 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 2-08-2015 12:38 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: franel on 1-08-2015 07:36 PM
@D_ckieponga, I do tell you, drunkenness doesn't fit you. It was an awful showtime that you put weed in my egusi soup. So dont be surprised if I tell you anything concerning your past, present or future. Na u cos it.
I no surprise......I understand say are talking under the influence of something high but e no clear which one precisely......so its either u confess wetin dey high u or enter scanner
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 2-08-2015 12:38 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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