I met this pretty lady some few years back, she approached me and initiated a chat with me. She was driving an SUV that day. We finally exchanged contacts. She works as a senior staff in Chevron. She also own a couple of properties in Lagos and Johannesburg. We became very close. As a poor guy, I was very loyal but she wanted me to be the man in the relationship. Each time we meet her friends, she will be like, "Baby please buy me this... buy me that...". It is her money but she paints a picture that I am the one spending on her. She buys clothes that I never would have looked at because of the outrageous amount it would cost and says I bought it for her as a gift. She rented a 2 bedroom flat for me and each time she comes around, she washes my clothes and cooks for me. She suggested that I become independent, that I should quit my N25,000 salary job and start my own business. She budgeted N15million for my business. I started asking myself what's going on? She hasn't even met my parents. I haven't even proposed to her. I went ahead and resigned. We started preparing for my first business trip, buying of Visa and all that. She finally transferred the money to my account. That afternoon, I came to the bank to transfer the money to my domiciliary account, I waited for a long time. Just when it was about to be transferred, my phone rang and it was a friend I owe N400 who woke me up from the dream............. Wen I wake up I almost nak my head for wall..Abeg wetin na fit say I fit do that useless guy for disturbing my dream?
Posted: at 13-08-2015 05:08 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
dickieponga at 13-08-2015 05:18 PM (8 years ago) (m)
go back to sleep.. start all over again den i go tell u wetin to do trust me...
Posted: at 13-08-2015 05:18 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
Narrate your story to him that his money is inside your dream. If he doesn't believe you, trade four (4) of your pants to him for that amount and forget to collect your balance. Problem solved!
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 14-08-2015 12:08 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 14-08-2015 08:39 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Na me owe am abi which kin wahala be dis... E sweet u to borrow d money but to come pay d poor guy na wahala.. U no fit go hustle for just 400 naira, i beg pay am joor...?
Posted: at 14-08-2015 08:39 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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