GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Date: 03-09-2007 5:14 pm (17 years ago) | Author: OLUYINKA CRAIG
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- at 3-09-2007 05:14 PM (17 years ago)
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Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
 
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
developed and  open to
trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot,
relaxed and  convinced of her
own beauty.
 
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently
ageing but still  a warm
and a desirable place to visit.
 
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the
war, haunted  by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
 
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide,
borders are un-patrolled.
The frigid climate keeps people away.
 
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
glorious and  all
conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they
become Afghanistan.
everyone knows where it is,  but no one wants to go
there.
 
 Huh?

Posted: at 3-09-2007 05:14 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
- Recoverd at 10-04-2009 09:06 AM (16 years ago)
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Na ur biography u dey tell us so. Lololol
Posted: at 10-04-2009 09:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 10-04-2009 09:18 AM (16 years ago)
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Hahahaha! soooo funnie. I like this.
Posted: at 10-04-2009 09:18 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 14_Inches_Long at 10-04-2009 11:42 AM (16 years ago)
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That is a nice one Yinka,

Please which category do u belong to, America or Africa???
It would be good to know, becuase you look very ripe and delicious with lots of Deltas???


14_inches
Posted: at 10-04-2009 11:42 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 10-04-2009 11:52 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 10-04-2009 11:42 AM
That is a nice one Yinka,

Please which category do u belong to, America or Africa???
It would be good to know, becuase you look very ripe and delicious with lots of Deltas???


14_inches

Hhahhahahaha! 14-inches Grin
Posted: at 10-04-2009 11:52 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 10-04-2009 02:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Na iraq she b na.
Bt wait na who go dey ressurect al ds old jokes sef?

Posted: at 10-04-2009 02:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 10-04-2009 08:04 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahahahaa

Posted: at 10-04-2009 08:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 10-04-2009 09:05 PM (16 years ago)
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mehn whht a nice one ...Cheesy...funny but is true..
Posted: at 10-04-2009 09:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 10-04-2009 10:22 PM (16 years ago)
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This one funny.

Posted: at 10-04-2009 10:22 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 10-04-2009 11:34 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Oluyinka on  3-09-2007 05:14 PM

 
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
 
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
developed and  open to
trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot,
relaxed and  convinced of her
own beauty.
 
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently
ageing but still  a warm
and a desirable place to visit.
 
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the
war, haunted  by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
 
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide,
borders are un-patrolled.
The frigid climate keeps people away.
 
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
glorious and  all
conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they
become Afghanistan.
everyone knows where it is,  but no one wants to go
there.
 
 Huh?

nice two

Posted: at 10-04-2009 11:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 11-04-2009 12:25 AM (16 years ago)
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Old joke

Posted: at 11-04-2009 12:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diplomatik at 19-04-2009 07:15 PM (16 years ago)
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i know this 1...its been out for quite awhile...but its kool

Posted: at 19-04-2009 07:15 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ibobobelvis at 19-04-2009 08:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 10-04-2009 11:42 AM
That is a nice one Yinka,

Please which category do u belong to, America or Africa???
It would be good to know, becuase you look very ripe and delicious with lots of Deltas???


14_inches
Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-04-2009 08:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 9-05-2009 03:20 AM (16 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 9-05-2009 03:20 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 9-05-2009 04:20 AM (16 years ago)
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who go write the geograhy of a man---
Posted: at 9-05-2009 04:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 9-05-2009 12:24 PM (16 years ago)
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have known this 4 more than 10yrs
Posted: at 9-05-2009 12:24 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 9-05-2009 12:35 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: byenny on  9-05-2009 12:24 PM
have known this 4 more than 10yrs
which part of the continent you know? wait ooo, since 10yrs na him you don sabi woman geography. hmm ol boy na russia or mongolia group you go don belong now o....  Grin
Posted: at 9-05-2009 12:35 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 9-05-2009 12:45 PM (16 years ago)
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ehehe! woman geography
Posted: at 9-05-2009 12:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 9-05-2009 12:50 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on  9-05-2009 12:45 PM
ehehe! woman geography
hmmmm you look more like america to me....  Grin
Posted: at 9-05-2009 12:50 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 9-05-2009 12:51 PM (16 years ago)
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u mean me???hmm!
Posted: at 9-05-2009 12:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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