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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 28-12-2009 08:39 AM (15 years ago)  (m) One day Little Johnny went walking around to check out his
> surroundings
> and found a farmer selling chickens. Little Johnny went
> over to the
> farmer to see how much he was selling them for. The farmer
> asked him if
> he wanted a male or a female. Little Johnny asked for both.
> So the
> farmer said, "Here you go, one cock and one pullet."
>
> Little Johnny got confused, and asked him what he meant.
> The farmer
> said, "A cock is a male chicken and a pullet is a female
> chicken."
>
> Little Johnny said, "Oh," and went on his way with two
> chickens one
> under each arm. A bit further down the road he saw a donkey
> for sale.
>
> He went to the man who was selling it to find out how much
> it was. The
> man said, "The ass is 15 dollars." Little Johnny replied,
> "No, I want
> the donkey out side in your yard." The man just said,
> "That's an ass."
>
> Little Johnny, new to these terms, just said, "Oh," and
> bought the
> donkey. As he was leaving the man yelled out, "Wait, the
> ass gets a bit
> stubborn about going over hills, so you have to scratch him
> behind the
> ears to get him going again."
>
> So Little Johnny is going back home and the donkey stops
> dead in its
> tracks and he can't get it to move. He can't scratch its
> ear because he
> would have to drop one of the chickens and it would run
> away. So Little
> Johnny starts to fuss and yell at the donkey. While he is
> doing this a
> beautiful woman walks up and asks him if he needs help.
>
> Little Johnny thinks, hey, why don't I try to impress this
> beautiful
> woman by using my new terms that I learned today. So Little
> Johnny turns
> to the woman and says, "Yeah, could you hold my cock and
> pullet while I
> scratch my ass?"
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 28-12-2009 08:39 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 28-12-2009 02:22 PM (15 years ago) (m) hahahaha u try but....
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 28-12-2009 02:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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cool but.... 
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 28-12-2009 02:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "MrDon") MrDon at 28-12-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) (m) ok | Posted: at 28-12-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 28-12-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) (m) yes
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 28-12-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 28-12-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) (m) yes
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 28-12-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 28-12-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago) (m) yes
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 28-12-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 28-12-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago) (m) and yes
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 28-12-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "MrDon") MrDon at 28-12-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago) (m) ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk | Posted: at 28-12-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 28-12-2009 03:02 PM (15 years ago) (m) mrdon wetin u chop?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 28-12-2009 03:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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i bin dey think say two of u una dey for the same joint they eat amala and ewedu soup......
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 28-12-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 28-12-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago) (m) funny but long
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 28-12-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Andes") Andes at 28-12-2009 06:50 PM (15 years ago) (m) Very funny.. But, hope say the poster no de reveal en childhood story....? | Posted: at 28-12-2009 06:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 29-12-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago) (m) Very funny..
But, hope say the poster no de reveal en childhood story....?
not at all!!
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 29-12-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "deguzman") deguzman at 29-12-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago) (m) cool | Posted: at 29-12-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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ok
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 29-12-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "KINGJHOE") KINGJHOE at 5-06-2011 01:11 PM (13 years ago) (m)  | Posted: at 5-06-2011 01:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "maryclaret") maryclaret at 5-06-2011 05:04 PM (13 years ago) (f) lol funny
Ada Mbaise | Posted: at 5-06-2011 05:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rolifaith") rolifaith at 5-06-2011 05:08 PM (13 years ago) (f) still reaading lol | Posted: at 5-06-2011 05:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]() at 5-06-2011 05:31 PM (13 years ago) ![]() pb4 | Posted: at 5-06-2011 05:31 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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