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I can only shake my head about nigerian fake pastors and their believers. Sometimes it s to amusing. Reply
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Quote from: dolphinkate on 1-01-2010 08:53 PM I can only shake my head about nigerian fake pastors and their believers. Sometimes it s to amusing. Yes Ooo, when a real pastor does God's works, it's should be amazing, but when some half-baked or fake pastors do things like this, it should not be amusing anymore cos they have betrayed man and God who bestowed their trusts upon them Loving, humble and humorous to sane & reasonable people
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no be petrol? Reply
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COURT!!! Advocator: Gentlemen of the Juries, may I have the permission to treat this case... thank you. Young woman, we are a bit confused here, I hope you'll help us understand. You said you were raped by this pastor, can you please tell the court how he poured the oil into your honeypot without tearing off your clothings or stain your clothings with oil. Girl: My lord It all happened in a miraculous way, I can't explain what happened I think I removed the clothes while he was praying for me... Audience: (talking in whispers) 1st man, did she just say miraculously? 2nd man. Don't mind that Biatch, she's lying. Magistrate: Silence! (insert the sound of a wooden hammer here). I have listened and consulted with members of my juries, and has decided that this pastor did not rape her. This appears to be what we call ADULT DELINQUENCY (Adults tricks to obtain cheap or costless sex) But from all indications, it is of no doubt that phyukingness occurred between the pastor and the young lady but for unexplained reason, she felt cheated. I want to remind all of you that we don't yet have a state law that punishes adults for sex crimes in this country and for this reason I hereby declare the pastor acquitted of said accusation of rape. But in the case of adultery, I have no choice than to hand him over to the SHARIA court for sentencing because that lady is my niece and it is my duty o regulate phyukingnesses around her. Court! (another sound of wooden hammer). Speach is silver, silence is Gold!
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How can she allow the pastor to anoint her honeypot. Reply
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Quote from: nice9ija on 1-01-2010 12:38 PM BRIGHT na wa for you ooh hahah ![]()
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Quote from: black_samurai on 1-01-2010 11:19 PM COURT!!! Advocator: Gentlemen of the Juries, may I have the permission to treat this case... thank you. Young woman, we are a bit confused here, I hope you'll help us understand. You said you were raped by this pastor, can you please tell the court how he poured the oil into your honeypot without tearing off your clothings or stain your clothings with oil. Girl: My lord It all happened in a miraculous way, I can't explain what happened I think I removed the clothes while he was praying for me... Audience: (talking in whispers) 1st man, did she just say miraculously? 2nd man. Don't mind that Biatch, she's lying. Magistrate: Silence! (insert the sound of a wooden hammer here). I have listened and consulted with members of my juries, and has decided that this pastor did not rape her. This appears to be what we call ADULT DELINQUENCY (Adults tricks to obtain cheap or costless sex) But from all indications, it is of no doubt that phyukingness occurred between the pastor and the young lady but for unexplained reason, she felt cheated. I want to remind all of you that we don't yet have a state law that punishes adults for sex crimes in this country and for this reason I hereby declare the pastor acquitted of said accusation of rape. But in the case of adultery, I have no choice than to hand him over to the SHARIA court for sentencing because that lady is my niece and it is my duty o regulate phyukingnesses around her. Court! (another sound of wooden hammer). ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Quote from: nametalkam on 31-12-2009 04:52 PM Quote A 25-year-old victim of segxwal abuse has narrated to a stunned Ejigbo Magistrate’s Court in Lagos how she was raped by her pastor, Emmanuel William, after he poured ‘holy oil’ into her honeypot. Beatrice Andrew accused the Pastor, a preacher with one of the new generation churches, of molesting her in his house at Idimu in Lagos State under false pretence. According to Beatrice, the supposed man of God approached her and told her that she had been possessed by some spirits. The pastor was further said to have claimed that the spirits in Beatrice had prevented her from getting married at 25. Pastor William was said to have asked the victim to come for deliverance in his house and added that Beatrice should come with a bottle of holy oil since the prayer and deliverance would take place at night. According to Beatrice, on getting to Pastor William’s house, he started praying for her and pretended to be casting out demons from her. In the process, he poured ‘holy oil’ into her honeypot and forcefully had sex with her. Realizing what had happened to her, Miss Beatrice reported the case at the Idimu Police Station and the self acclaimed pastor was arrested and charged with rape at the Magistrate’s Court, Ejigbo. Part of the charge sheet read: “That you, Emmanuel William on 18 December, 2009 at same place and time did unlawfully had carnal knowledge of Beatrice Andrew while obtaining her consent by fraud.” The pastor pleaded not guilty to the offence which is contrary to sections 357 and 360 of the criminal code cap 17 vol.2 laws of Lagos State, Nigeria, 2003. He was subsequently granted bail by the trial magistrate, Mrs. Maimunat Folami, in the sum of N50,000 with two sureties in like sum. The matter has been adjourned till 18 January, 2010, but the pastor was ordered to be remanded in prison custody since he could not meet the bail condition in good time. Hmm. Not every body who grows old, grows up; and those who refuse to grow up are often the ones who run away from the challenge of change.
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I think so many women just dey mumu,hw can a man invite u to his house 4 a delivrance prayer in d dead of nait,wat happened to his church.If not vulnarability and mumulity,wat has prayer got to do wit removing of cloths and ur honeypot.I blame d girl,100%.And i believe dat if u ar a real xtian,reading ur Bible and praying u shld dictate when the devil is @ work.Unless u wish to serve as his worktool! Reply
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i m very sure, dt's nt d first and second time d pastor will rape ladies and women coming to him for prayer, cos if human being has been in some bad attitude and he/she doesn't leave it, the time d repercussion will come, he/she won't expect it. Replylet do good and receive good, do ur best and leave d rest for baba God to finish d rest.!
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Quote from: nametalkam on 31-12-2009 04:52 PM Quote A 25-year-old victim of segxwal abuse has narrated to a stunned Ejigbo Magistrate’s Court in Lagos how she was raped by her pastor, Emmanuel William, after he poured ‘holy oil’ into her honeypot. Beatrice Andrew accused the Pastor, a preacher with one of the new generation churches, of molesting her in his house at Idimu in Lagos State under false pretence. According to Beatrice, the supposed man of God approached her and told her that she had been possessed by some spirits. The pastor was further said to have claimed that the spirits in Beatrice had prevented her from getting married at 25. Pastor William was said to have asked the victim to come for deliverance in his house and added that Beatrice should come with a bottle of holy oil since the prayer and deliverance would take place at night. According to Beatrice, on getting to Pastor William’s house, he started praying for her and pretended to be casting out demons from her. In the process, he poured ‘holy oil’ into her honeypot and forcefully had sex with her. Realizing what had happened to her, Miss Beatrice reported the case at the Idimu Police Station and the self acclaimed pastor was arrested and charged with rape at the Magistrate’s Court, Ejigbo. Part of the charge sheet read: “That you, Emmanuel William on 18 December, 2009 at same place and time did unlawfully had carnal knowledge of Beatrice Andrew while obtaining her consent by fraud.” The pastor pleaded not guilty to the offence which is contrary to sections 357 and 360 of the criminal code cap 17 vol.2 laws of Lagos State, Nigeria, 2003. He was subsequently granted bail by the trial magistrate, Mrs. Maimunat Folami, in the sum of N50,000 with two sureties in like sum. The matter has been adjourned till 18 January, 2010, but the pastor was ordered to be remanded in prison custody since he could not meet the bail condition in good time. I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
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gals can be content with good gestures from men............imagine a man dat lubricated her dry and drain honeypot and then applying an anti rust rod in her honeypot was charged to court ReplyHere comes d Great King Xtervaganza ![]()
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Quote from: Tioluwa1 on 1-01-2010 10:28 AM That one no be rape o,na wetin the girl won do be dat,how she go open eye we say pastor put oil for her thing,that one no be rape o..... I TIRE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ![]()
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Ok.. ReplyDirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !!
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the pastors name is allreddy in the gueness book of record ,so the pastor has no money to pay those fine gairls in lagos na wao wonders will never end. Reply
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He don win award for dicovering anoda lubricant Reply
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Quote from: brightossy on 2-01-2010 03:21 AM Quote from: black_samurai on 1-01-2010 11:19 PM COURT!!! Advocator: Gentlemen of the Juries, may I have the permission to treat this case... thank you. Young woman, we are a bit confused here, I hope you'll help us understand. You said you were raped by this pastor, can you please tell the court how he poured the oil into your honeypot without tearing off your clothings or stain your clothings with oil. Girl: My lord It all happened in a miraculous way, I can't explain what happened I think I removed the clothes while he was praying for me... Audience: (talking in whispers) 1st man, did she just say miraculously? 2nd man. Don't mind that Biatch, she's lying. Magistrate: Silence! (insert the sound of a wooden hammer here). I have listened and consulted with members of my juries, and has decided that this pastor did not rape her. This appears to be what we call ADULT DELINQUENCY (Adults tricks to obtain cheap or costless sex) But from all indications, it is of no doubt that phyukingness occurred between the pastor and the young lady but for unexplained reason, she felt cheated. I want to remind all of you that we don't yet have a state law that punishes adults for sex crimes in this country and for this reason I hereby declare the pastor acquitted of said accusation of rape. But in the case of adultery, I have no choice than to hand him over to the SHARIA court for sentencing because that lady is my niece and it is my duty o regulate phyukingnesses around her. Court! (another sound of wooden hammer). ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope! I?m actually trying to put the readers through to what happened in the courtroom! Speach is silver, silence is Gold!
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