The search

Date: 01-01-2010 11:05 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Caleb G
- at 1-01-2010 11:05 PM (14 years ago)
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The boss wondered why one of his most dependable and valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

'Hello?'

Is your daddy home?' he asked.

'Yes’ whispered the small voice.

’May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, 'No'.

Surprised and still wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?'

'Yes.'

'May I talk with her?'

Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

'Yes', whispered the child, 'a policeman'.

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

'No he's busy' , whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

'Talking to Mummy and Daddy', came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

'A helicopter', answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, 'The search team just landed a helicopter'.

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle........... 'Me'.


Posted: at 1-01-2010 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 1-01-2010 11:10 PM (14 years ago)
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This joke still makes me laugh.. Although posted b4

Posted: at 1-01-2010 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 1-01-2010 11:20 PM (14 years ago)
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soo funny..
Posted: at 1-01-2010 11:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 1-01-2010 11:22 PM (14 years ago)
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yeah

Posted: at 1-01-2010 11:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 2-01-2010 01:49 AM (14 years ago)
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gud one poster!

Posted: at 2-01-2010 01:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 2-01-2010 05:26 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahha..................no kill me here with laff oo

Posted: at 2-01-2010 05:26 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 2-01-2010 03:14 PM (14 years ago)
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ambulance de nearby

Posted: at 2-01-2010 03:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 2-01-2010 03:38 PM (14 years ago)
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dis guy just come here with photo copy mechine dey re copy jokes
Posted: at 2-01-2010 03:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 2-01-2010 06:22 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 2-01-2010 06:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 2-01-2010 06:29 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmm!
Posted: at 2-01-2010 06:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 2-01-2010 10:07 PM (14 years ago)
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The ultimate search Huh?
Posted: at 2-01-2010 10:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 2-01-2010 10:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  2-01-2010 03:38 PM
dis guy just come here with photo copy mechine dey re copy jokes
if e vex u, u go fit jam head 4 wall

Posted: at 2-01-2010 10:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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