A Woman's Poem

Date: 04-01-2010 12:46 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 4-01-2010 12:46 AM (15 years ago)
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A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.





A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big t * ts who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking.


14_Inches

Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 4-01-2010 12:54 AM (15 years ago)
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14. U see why we been dey miss ur jokes? Good one Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:54 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 4-01-2010 01:09 AM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 4-01-2010 10:54 AM (15 years ago)
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nice , i no agree
Posted: at 4-01-2010 10:54 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 4-01-2010 11:09 AM (15 years ago)
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cool Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2010 11:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ogunfunmi at 4-01-2010 02:57 PM (15 years ago)
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any way
Posted: at 4-01-2010 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 4-01-2010 02:59 PM (15 years ago)
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what is any way?
Posted: at 4-01-2010 02:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-01-2010 03:19 PM (15 years ago)
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nice poem
Posted: at 4-01-2010 03:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 03:24 PM (15 years ago)
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add12, you are now sorrounded by babes
Posted: at 4-01-2010 03:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-01-2010 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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hahhahahah
Posted: at 4-01-2010 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damover at 4-01-2010 03:58 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmm. anyway is a way @add. nice 2
Posted: at 4-01-2010 03:58 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 14_Inches_Long at 4-01-2010 04:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ogunfunmi on  4-01-2010 02:57 PM
any way


Hi funmi,
How you dey, you face no bad sha!!!!!

You be black and shine.

Accept my logical application???

14_Inches
Posted: at 4-01-2010 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-01-2010 04:15 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-01-2010 04:15 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wopkon at 4-01-2010 08:21 PM (15 years ago)
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nice poem
Posted: at 4-01-2010 08:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 08:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  4-01-2010 04:08 PM
Quote from: ogunfunmi on  4-01-2010 02:57 PM
any way


Hi funmi,
How you dey, you face no bad sha!!!!!

You be black and shine.

Accept my logical application???

14_Inches
u man, i no longer have breathing space
Posted: at 4-01-2010 08:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-01-2010 09:13 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-01-2010 09:13 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-01-2010 01:05 AM (15 years ago)
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14 leave funmi alone nah, them swear 4 ur dick?
Posted: at 5-01-2010 01:05 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- anthonydidioma at 5-01-2010 12:03 PM (15 years ago)
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That poem is a prayer O!
Posted: at 5-01-2010 12:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 5-01-2010 12:56 PM (15 years ago)
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ahaha.. na ur papa wey teach u diz prayer?
Posted: at 5-01-2010 12:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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