I think you are the father of one of my Kids

Date: 04-01-2010 7:54 pm (15 years ago) | Author: ozzy
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- at 4-01-2010 07:54 PM (15 years ago)
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.
 


Posted: at 4-01-2010 07:54 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- wopkon at 4-01-2010 08:01 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-01-2010 08:01 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- wopkon at 4-01-2010 08:02 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-01-2010 08:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 08:04 PM (15 years ago)
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they are soon coming for u
Posted: at 4-01-2010 08:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 4-01-2010 09:10 PM (15 years ago)
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 Huh?
Too bad for a maga dad......
Nice one lady.
Posted: at 4-01-2010 09:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 4-01-2010 09:13 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2010 09:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-01-2010 09:16 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmm

Posted: at 4-01-2010 09:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 09:23 PM (15 years ago)
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say it out,,,,,,i can read your lips
Posted: at 4-01-2010 09:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- williewillie at 4-01-2010 09:32 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-01-2010 09:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 4-01-2010 09:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Na wa o, willie na soso lol u lol enter hero?
@ neo, how far? dis ur teeth....
Posted: at 4-01-2010 09:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kelvinkams at 4-01-2010 09:45 PM (15 years ago)
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big time f**k.........up.the man dey jump..nice one
Posted: at 4-01-2010 09:45 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 4-01-2010 09:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  4-01-2010 09:23 PM
say it out,,,,,,i can read your lips
asaph!!!

Posted: at 4-01-2010 09:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 09:51 PM (15 years ago)
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ehn
Posted: at 4-01-2010 09:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 4-01-2010 09:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Kneel down and close your eyes.
Posted: at 4-01-2010 09:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 10:04 PM (15 years ago)
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what do u want to do to me?
Posted: at 4-01-2010 10:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 10:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Fabz, before i read the content i was scared,,,, thought you were saying am the father of one of your kids.
Posted: at 4-01-2010 10:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-01-2010 11:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Good one there fabz

Posted: at 4-01-2010 11:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 5-01-2010 02:37 AM (15 years ago)
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pray for you
Posted: at 5-01-2010 02:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 5-01-2010 06:11 AM (15 years ago)
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cool one

Posted: at 5-01-2010 06:11 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 5-01-2010 08:17 AM (15 years ago)
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omo see phyuk up!

Posted: at 5-01-2010 08:17 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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