mortuary attendant..

Date: 18-12-2015 10:24 pm (8 years ago) | Author: stevee dab
- at 18-12-2015 10:24 PM (8 years ago)
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mortuary attendant was receiving bodies when he saw this
body with the
name Mike on it with the longest dickey he had ever seen.
He decided to cut it
off and go show his wife. when he got home he called out
his wife saying
"Sweetie come I wanna show you something". The wife
came and on spotting the dickey she
screamed "YOU MEAN MIKE IS DEAD!!!!!!!?

Posted: at 18-12-2015 10:24 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- BournIdentity at 18-12-2015 11:53 PM (8 years ago)
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I talkam b4, u b mortuary attendant
Posted: at 18-12-2015 11:53 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 26-12-2015 04:24 PM (8 years ago)
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lolololol,damn the crazy wife...
Posted: at 26-12-2015 04:24 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- satsaver at 27-12-2015 04:25 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 26-12-2015 04:24 PM
lolololol,damn the crazy wife...
yea she knows every Dickey intown..lol
Posted: at 27-12-2015 04:25 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 27-12-2015 04:29 PM (8 years ago)
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I laugh shit 4 pant! Na wetin concern u with dis yoke na?
Posted: at 27-12-2015 04:29 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- evilgenius at 28-12-2015 09:13 PM (8 years ago)
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Abeg you no kill me with laughter.  See now I don get cough
Posted: at 28-12-2015 09:13 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- satsaver at 28-12-2015 09:29 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sunday on 28-12-2015 09:13 PM
Abeg you no kill me with laughter.  See now I don get cough
easy ooo Abeg no intention to kill lol
Posted: at 28-12-2015 09:29 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kp45 at 30-12-2015 06:43 PM (8 years ago)
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Hmmmm
Posted: at 30-12-2015 06:43 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- okatee at 31-12-2015 11:14 PM (8 years ago)
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oga poster u too funny. nyc one
Posted: at 31-12-2015 11:14 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-02-2016 01:44 AM (8 years ago)
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na so
Posted: at 15-02-2016 01:44 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ujmaria at 2-03-2016 03:57 AM (8 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha  No die she dey,
Posted: at 2-03-2016 03:57 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vickie_guz at 3-03-2016 12:52 AM (8 years ago)
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She don enter gbege oo
Posted: at 3-03-2016 12:52 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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