40 Days and 40 Nights Fasting.

Date: 09-01-2010 3:41 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Moneyin Kelly Brakemi
[1] 2 3
- at 9-01-2010 03:41 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
  In the year 2009 close to the New year eve...A pastor declared that
the whole church should undergo 40 Days & 40 Nights fasting and prayer.
Some of the members were complaining its too much let it be 20 or rather 15;
but the pastor told them that it should be 40 because Jesus did it...some never
wanted to partake in the fast but since there was no food they converted the hunger
into fasting without prayers...
  So one blessed sunday the pastor was preaching and he keep emphasizing on the word
fasting and prayer...saying to the whole church YOU NEED TO FAST;JESUS FASTED FOR 40
DAYS & 40 NIGHTS...then one OLD MAN was in the congregation looking very tired because
of the hungry and he was angrily looking at the pastor.The pastor started shouted church;people
of GOD you need to fast because JESUS FASTED for 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHT...the man provoke
all of a sudden and shouted back at the pastor...saying "NA WHO SEND AM","HE WAN KILL HIMSELF"
"IF HE WAN DIE MAKE UNA LEAVE AM MAKE HE DIE NA","WETIN SEF NA ONLY HIM GOD BORN"
The pastor was shocked when he saw that it was an old man;and he shook his head...

Posted: at 9-01-2010 03:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- damover at 9-01-2010 03:56 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
story story. story.
Posted: at 9-01-2010 03:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- neossha at 9-01-2010 03:57 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
once upon a tym.....
Posted: at 9-01-2010 03:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- just2sexy at 9-01-2010 03:59 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
I Have this joke on my phone
Posted: at 9-01-2010 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Toks-E at 9-01-2010 05:14 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: just2sexy on  9-01-2010 03:59 PM
I Have this joke on my phone

mmm
Posted: at 9-01-2010 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- ogunfunmi at 9-01-2010 07:19 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on  9-01-2010 03:41 PM
  In the year 2009 close to the New year eve...A pastor declared that
the whole church should undergo 40 Days & 40 Nights fasting and prayer.
Some of the members were complaining its too much let it be 20 or rather 15;
but the pastor told them that it should be 40 because Jesus did it...some never
wanted to partake in the fast but since there was no food they converted the hunger
into fasting without prayers...
  So one blessed sunday the pastor was preaching and he keep emphasizing on the word
fasting and prayer...saying to the whole church YOU NEED TO FAST;JESUS FASTED FOR 40
DAYS & 40 NIGHTS...then one OLD MAN was in the congregation looking very tired because
of the hungry and he was angrily looking at the pastor.The pastor started shouted church;people
of GOD you need to fast because JESUS FASTED for 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHT...the man provoke
all of a sudden and shouted back at the pastor...saying "NA WHO SEND AM","HE WAN KILL HIMSELF"
"IF HE WAN DIE MAKE UNA LEAVE AM MAKE HE DIE NA","WETIN SEF NA ONLY HIM GOD BORN"
The pastor was shocked when he saw that it was an old man;and he shook his head...
me no dey oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 9-01-2010 07:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- adedupcy at 9-01-2010 07:44 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
ok,i read half am coming back
Posted: at 9-01-2010 07:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- chogzie at 9-01-2010 08:51 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
i rym small
Posted: at 9-01-2010 08:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- xter at 9-01-2010 09:00 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: just2sexy on  9-01-2010 03:59 PM
I Have this joke on my phone
na chinko u dey use?
Posted: at 9-01-2010 09:00 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- chogzie at 9-01-2010 09:13 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
wetin you want make we do nah? make we laugh?
Posted: at 9-01-2010 09:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- federico at 10-01-2010 08:42 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
brb i need lens
Posted: at 10-01-2010 08:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- deguzman at 10-01-2010 12:39 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
hmmf father help us
Posted: at 10-01-2010 12:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Andes at 10-01-2010 01:54 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Not bad.
Posted: at 10-01-2010 01:54 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- Sheenor at 11-01-2010 01:56 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
omo diz joke too funie! men laugh won kill me!

argh! egba mi oh!!
Posted: at 11-01-2010 01:56 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- moneyinbrakemi at 13-01-2010 01:17 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: just2sexy on  9-01-2010 03:59 PM
I Have this joke on my phone

SURE...becos I cracked it and send it to you via bluetooth
Posted: at 13-01-2010 01:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- moneyinbrakemi at 13-01-2010 01:22 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: Sheenor on 11-01-2010 01:56 AM
omo diz joke too funie! men laugh won kill me!

argh! egba mi oh!!

Thanks bro...abeg take am easy for the laughter;I Nor go fit tell you sorry
coz my sorry finish last year:so na only CONGRATULATIONS dey my mouth...
Posted: at 13-01-2010 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- MrDon at 13-01-2010 01:26 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
night of a thousand laugh
Posted: at 13-01-2010 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- moneyinbrakemi at 13-01-2010 01:28 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: dwizard on 11-01-2010 12:53 AM
copy cat

See me see NEWBIE..."COPY RAT"....
Posted: at 13-01-2010 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- moneyinbrakemi at 13-01-2010 01:33 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: MrDon on 13-01-2010 01:26 PM
night of a thousand laugh

HAHAHAHAHa
Posted: at 13-01-2010 01:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- MrDon at 13-01-2010 01:36 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
HEHEHEHEHEHEHe
Posted: at 13-01-2010 01:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
[1] 2 3
ReplyFollow

Login To Post Reply

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP

  1. 2025 U-20 AFCON: Check Out All 8 Teams That Qualified For Quarter-Finals

  2. Watch Loved-Up Moment Portable's Wife, Ashabi Shared With The Singer (Video)

  3. Newcastle v Chelsea: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers & Stats

  4. Manchester United v West Ham: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers & Stats

  5. Liverpool v Arsenal: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers & Stats

THIS WEEK

  1. JUST IN! EFCC Labels VeryDarkMan A ‘BANDIT’

  2. Benue In Uproar As Leaked Adult Videos Spark Outrage, Calls For Arrests

  3. 18Yr Old Boy Impregnates 10 Girls, Including His Boss' Daughter After He Was Sent To Learn A

  4. 103 Virgin Girls Initiated Into Womanhood At Ovia Osese Festival In Kogi State (Photos)

  5. "Many Have Suffered From Stroke" -Pastor Oyakhilome’s Sermon On Salt Sparks Heated Debate (Vid)

  6. VDM And I Are Officially Married - Actress Sarah Martins Drops Bombshell

  7. LA HOTTIE! Davido’s Wife, Chioma Adeleke, Flaunts Her Hot Bod In Lovely New Photos

  8. "Why I Would Choose Davido Over Burnaboy, Wizkid" – Singer, Zinoleesky

  9. 'Some Men Are Praying For Their Wives To Die So They Can Marry Another' -Nigerian Man Blows Hot

  10. Nollywood Star, Uche Ogbodo Undergoes 'BBL & Tummy Tuck'; Shares Recovery Journey (Video)

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 410
  • fineboy77 331
  • felicilin 215
  • bohlah 113
  • kacylee 102
Read More

Featured Discussions

Read More