> to the
> doctor. The doctor examined him and backed away, saying,
> "I'm sorry to
> tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly
> infectious
> rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost
> certainly be
> fatal."
>
> "Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the businessman.
>
>
> "Do you want to write your will?"
>
> "No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to
> bite."
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