Hillarious JAMB Story Experienced That No One Admits - Photos

Date: 02-03-2016 8:21 am (5 years ago) | Author: kacy lee
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- at 2-03-2016 08:21 AM (5 years ago)
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There are few heartbreakers greater than JAMB in Nigeria. We share with you a common JAMB story we have experienced (but no one will admit it) but almost certainly know someone who has (and is still denying it).
1. . This is your fourth year writing JAMB, and you still don’t know anything.
        
         Why me Lord? My mates are already doing convocation
2.  But you want it to be your last time so you make counter measures.
        
         Dials Kelvin Sure Dubs*
3. When the guy tells you to pay good money for dubs.
        
How much do you want? Name your price.
4.When everybody is studying but you’re laid back because your guy will deliver.

Not every time hard work, sometimes smart work.
5. One day before exams, and you are drinking to your distinction-in-waiting.

6.  Then you wait for the dubs to enter at 5am like the guy promised.

7.Seven a.m. Nothing.

8. So you just go to the exam hall in good faith, because you serve a living God.

9.  You smuggle your phone in. Just in case.

No dulling.
10.  Then you feel it vibrate, your home boy has delivered, and in your soul, you’re like.

Value for money!
11.  You check it, but instead of TYPE A answers, he sends you TYPE D.

This is how it end
12. And you know you’re finished.

13. So you start shading the most attractive options for each question

That word sounds nice. Muzzbe the correct answer.
14. People ask you how your exams were, but you say “We thank God”

15.But you know deep down that you have to go and learn mechanic.

Because this Unifarsity sturv is not for everybody


Posted: at 2-03-2016 08:21 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- charisVEC at 2-03-2016 08:31 AM (5 years ago)
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I se...hahahhahahahahahah...honestly..U ar rite..U deserve a glass of wine...issokay
Posted: at 2-03-2016 08:31 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nonsovin at 2-03-2016 08:32 AM (5 years ago)
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Hahahahahahaahaha so funny!
Posted: at 2-03-2016 08:32 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Machealex at 2-03-2016 08:44 AM (5 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 2-03-2016 08:44 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 2-03-2016 08:45 AM (5 years ago)
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hahahah....omo see obama ooh photoshoping ooh
all of them look so funny....JAMB wahala don too
much self so is good to look for other alternative...
Posted: at 2-03-2016 08:45 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 2-03-2016 08:49 AM (5 years ago)
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OK NA,,,,,,,,,,,,ME NA MEDICAL DOCTOR ALREADY, I NO FACE THIS WHALA, I WISH EVERYBODY WRITIN JAMB SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME, BUT THEY NEED TO be careful,to be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLL.................
Posted: at 2-03-2016 08:49 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- odimajor1 at 2-03-2016 08:57 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: DR.kison on  2-03-2016 08:49 AM
OK NA,,,,,,,,,,,,ME NA MEDICAL DOCTOR ALREADY, I NO FACE THIS WHALA, I WISH EVERYBODY WRITIN JAMB SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME, BUT THEY NEED TO be careful,to be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLL.................

Do you always have to show the world how foolish you are? Who ask you question? MuMu.
Posted: at 2-03-2016 08:57 AM (5 years ago) | Newbie
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- zezprincess at 2-03-2016 09:19 AM (5 years ago)
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Hahaha,real itimpataka,olodo.at the end you think that God will provide for sacrifice.
Posted: at 2-03-2016 09:19 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- ujmaria at 2-03-2016 09:27 AM (5 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha dis is true poster,
Posted: at 2-03-2016 09:27 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Haso112 at 2-03-2016 09:32 AM (5 years ago)
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Wow, I totally love this memes, they tell the story so well... Nice one, whoever put this together.... AWESOME....!!!!
Posted: at 2-03-2016 09:32 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Haso112 at 2-03-2016 09:33 AM (5 years ago)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WINACE...!!! I wish you everything you WISH YOURSELF....!!!
Posted: at 2-03-2016 09:33 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dareper at 2-03-2016 09:39 AM (5 years ago)
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Hard work pays.
Posted: at 2-03-2016 09:39 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 2-03-2016 09:54 AM (5 years ago)
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hahaha.. Nice
Posted: at 2-03-2016 09:54 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- slimmygal at 2-03-2016 09:58 AM (5 years ago)
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hahahahahahahah, dis poster try well well ooooo. e be like say she self don pass thru dat level before.
winace, happy bday to u ooooo. wishing u many more yrs in good health and wealth as u added a yr today, enjoy ur day with much luv.
Posted: at 2-03-2016 09:58 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Oworen25 at 2-03-2016 10:03 AM (5 years ago)
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My brother to be a graduate is not for everyone, you went to school and you know how to read and write it OK please, just find something doing.
Posted: at 2-03-2016 10:03 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- gogoman at 2-03-2016 10:34 AM (5 years ago)
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WHAT IS JAMB?
Posted: at 2-03-2016 10:34 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Novic at 2-03-2016 10:35 AM (5 years ago)
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Hmmmmm.... This really teach us that we should always ready for before taking any step. And also we should not depend on anybody what so ever, we should always plan for our life and future.
Posted: at 2-03-2016 10:35 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Fran6ixfox at 2-03-2016 10:39 AM (5 years ago)
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Hahaha a hahahah a hahahah
Posted: at 2-03-2016 10:39 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- botlex at 2-03-2016 10:55 AM (5 years ago)
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Hahahaha... Nice one and very creative
Posted: at 2-03-2016 10:55 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- botlex at 2-03-2016 10:55 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: DR.kison on  2-03-2016 08:49 AM
OK NA,,,,,,,,,,,,ME NA MEDICAL DOCTOR ALREADY, I NO FACE THIS WHALA, I WISH EVERYBODY WRITIN JAMB SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME, BUT THEY NEED TO be careful,to be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLL.................
Who ask you whether you be doctor?
Posted: at 2-03-2016 10:55 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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