A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?"
"Well, yes, but only once." "Once is all it takes" he replied.
Then the torso came out and it was yellow. "Madam, have you ever slept with an oriental man?" "Well, yes" she said, "but only once."
"Once is all it takes," he said. When the legs came out they were red. The doctor asked her if she had ever slept with an Indian. "Well, yes" she said, "but only once." "Once is all it takes," he said.
He finally pulled the baby all the way out and held it upside down and slapped its bottom to make it cry. As it started to cry the woman exclaimed "Oh, thank God, at least it doesn't bark!"
Posted: at 16-01-2010 05:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
just2sexy at 16-01-2010 06:06 PM (15 years ago) (m)
My joke of the week
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 16-01-2010 06:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
ogunfunmi at 17-01-2010 08:15 AM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: dinho4lyf on 16-01-2010 05:18 PM
A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?"
"Well, yes, but only once." "Once is all it takes" he replied.
Then the torso came out and it was yellow. "Madam, have you ever slept with an oriental man?" "Well, yes" she said, "but only once."
"Once is all it takes," he said. When the legs came out they were red. The doctor asked her if she had ever slept with an Indian. "Well, yes" she said, "but only once." "Once is all it takes," he said.
He finally pulled the baby all the way out and held it upside down and slapped its bottom to make it cry. As it started to cry the woman exclaimed "Oh, thank God, at least it doesn't bark!"
Posted: at 17-01-2010 08:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ogunfunmi at 17-01-2010 08:32 AM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: ogunfunmi on 17-01-2010 08:15 AM
Quote from: dinho4lyf on 16-01-2010 05:18 PM
A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?"
"Well, yes, but only once." "Once is all it takes" he replied.
Then the torso came out and it was yellow. "Madam, have you ever slept with an oriental man?" "Well, yes" she said, "but only once."
"Once is all it takes," he said. When the legs came out they were red. The doctor asked her if she had ever slept with an Indian. "Well, yes" she said, "but only once." "Once is all it takes," he said.
He finally pulled the baby all the way out and held it upside down and slapped its bottom to make it cry. As it started to cry the woman exclaimed "Oh, thank God, at least it doesn't bark!"
Posted: at 17-01-2010 08:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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